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  • No, we don't accept that as payment.

    Some guy calls in. All he wants is a soda, and he says he'll come by shortly to pick it up.

    The only problem is he wants to pay with a joint. As in marijuana.

    Yeah, we don't accept that as payment, especially since the owner of the pizza place lives upstairs.
    To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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  • #2
    How would you make change from that? 2 roaches and a bud?
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      Depends on the soda. Could be just some seeds and stems.
      If today is an indication of the rest of the week, I'm going to need to start drinking. - Mongo Skruddgemire

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        How would you make change from that? 2 roaches and a bud?
        or possibly a dimebag?
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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        • #5
          What about bottle deposit? If he returns it, does he get bud back?
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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            How would you make change from that? 2 roaches and a bud?
            Here is you change, Sir. $4,20.

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            • #7
              Well, I think it's pretty clear why all he wanted was a soda.......
              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

              RIP Plaidman.

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              • #8
                Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                Well, I think it's pretty clear why all he wanted was a soda.......
                Holy crap I forgot that. Parents use to poke holes in the semismash can to smoke. Back when they did do drugs.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                  Well, I think it's pretty clear why all he wanted was a soda.......
                  I'll trade you my pot for your coke.
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                  • #10
                    maybe I'm missing something here. He called in to order a soda? And said he'd be in soon to pick it up? at least order a pizza.

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                    • #11
                      He actually said the soda was for his 8.5-month pregnant... um, wife/girlfriend or something.
                      To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

                      my blog --> http://www.hendrices.com/joesblog/
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                        Well, I think it's pretty clear why all he wanted was a soda.......
                        Quoth Plaidman View Post
                        Holy crap I forgot that. Parents use to poke holes in the semismash can to smoke. Back when they did do drugs.
                        Actually, I was thinking "cottonmouth" not "improvised bowl," especially since he already had a joint. But that works, too.
                        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                        RIP Plaidman.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Plaidman View Post
                          What about bottle deposit? If he returns it, does he get bud back?
                          can you say "This buds for you???"
                          I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                          -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                          "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                          • #14
                            All he wanted was a Pepsi and you wouldn't give it to him...Just a Pepsi...

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                            • #15
                              Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
                              All he wanted was a Pepsi and you wouldn't give it to him...Just a Pepsi...
                              How undeniably cruel you are,now he will forever be devoid of carbonated sugary goodness. Not even the soft warm glow of his wrapping papers will fill the void which you have caused.
                              *jedi hand wave* This game works...just not in your system.

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