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(FFS, people, is it a full moon? There's too much craziness going on at Aid of Rite these days. I managed to stick my finger rather deeply with the pin on the back of my name tag today AND staple another finger today, on top of it being HELLA BUSY).
I'll start with the mini sighting.
Young girl plus mother is returning something at coworker's register. Mother is huffy when coworker says girl won't get her money back since there's no receipt-it'll be on a store credit, instead. "Can't you give her her money back? She's only 8 years old." Same young girl was pitching a WHINE FIT because her mother wasn't giving her some expensive pricey toy. "I WANT IT NOW!" I wish I had said "I want doesn't get." (thanks to whomever gave me that line!)
Now to the main event.
How To: Get An Assault Record
1. Be caught stealing baby formula. Blink at LPM when he comes up to you and stops you. Be nonplussed at line of people staring at you.
2. Be marched back to backroom by LPM and several other employees, but break away from LPM and dash to backroom and hide.
3. Friendly cashier (
) waves to cop coming in.
4. Shoplifter: See cop coming around corner.
5. Dash out of backroom and grab nearest sidecap and wrench off piece.
6. WHACK cop with sidecap as hard as possibly can. Attempt escape. Do not get too far.
7. Be escorted out in shiny bracelets by several officers.
The officer was ok, by the way.
I'll start with the mini sighting.
Young girl plus mother is returning something at coworker's register. Mother is huffy when coworker says girl won't get her money back since there's no receipt-it'll be on a store credit, instead. "Can't you give her her money back? She's only 8 years old." Same young girl was pitching a WHINE FIT because her mother wasn't giving her some expensive pricey toy. "I WANT IT NOW!" I wish I had said "I want doesn't get." (thanks to whomever gave me that line!)
Now to the main event.
How To: Get An Assault Record
1. Be caught stealing baby formula. Blink at LPM when he comes up to you and stops you. Be nonplussed at line of people staring at you.
2. Be marched back to backroom by LPM and several other employees, but break away from LPM and dash to backroom and hide.
3. Friendly cashier (
) waves to cop coming in.4. Shoplifter: See cop coming around corner.
5. Dash out of backroom and grab nearest sidecap and wrench off piece.
6. WHACK cop with sidecap as hard as possibly can. Attempt escape. Do not get too far.
7. Be escorted out in shiny bracelets by several officers.
The officer was ok, by the way.
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