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  • #46
    Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
    ....literally a gallon bucket? 'Cause if it's literally a gallon bucket, this thing suddenly sounds feasible.
    How do you think businesses such as swimming pools, beach resorts, outdoor construction work, and landscapers buy their sunscreen?

    If you want bulk sunscreen, hit the business-to-business pages. Heck, you could probably talk to the Burning Life folks about volunteering to sell sunscreen at the event, or helping an existing sunscreen supply group.

    One note: remember that only barrier sunscreens (eg zinc creams) provide full protection. All the rest only add a limited duration to the length of time you can safely be in the sun. Re-applying doesn't give you a fresh start on the countdown.

    The safest way to protect your skin at an outdoor event is full-coverage sunproof clothing, or opaque barrier sunscreens. For the event in question, paint your body in multicoloured zinc creams, or wear skintight sunproof clothing, and you'll fit in beautifully!
    Seshat's self-help guide:
    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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    • #47
      Quoth thedrunkenmonkey View Post
      Five minutes later HC has done shots, given me a lapdance, been spanked by me and two other people, and by the time her campmates come to see what she's up to, has draped herself over my accustomed seating position.
      Damn, I'm in the wrong line of work!
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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      • #48
        Quoth thedrunkenmonkey View Post
        Not to thread necromance, but the wang in question was not -cut- in twain.

        It was two, separate entities of normal size (and apparently function).
        Ah ok ... there is a guy that was in porn back in the late 80s or early 90s that packed 2 penises, one above the other, not side by side. When we were surfing through the video store back when there were still video tapes he was on the cover of the tape case, so we rented it. I think it was called freaks of nature ... i took one for the team google wise, the condition is called diphallia.

        You do not want to go here if you are even slightly squeemish, or at work, There is nothing that is work safe on the site:
        http:// cogitz . com /2009/08/24/the-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/
        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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        • #49
          Can I... volunteer... with you?
          Otaku

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          • #50
            Quoth thedrunkenmonkey View Post
            Not to thread necromance, but the wang in question was not -cut- in twain.

            It was two, separate entities of normal size (and apparently function).
            That's what I thought was meant, but then a comment from someone sent me off on a very wierd GIS journey. There's some wierd shit out there.

            Quoth AccountingDrone View Post
            You do not want to go here if you are even slightly squeemish, or at work, There is nothing that is work safe on the site:
            http:// cogitz . com /2009/08/24/the-most-bizarre-relationship-ever/
            Link broken.
            Last edited by Broomjockey; 10-02-2009, 10:20 PM. Reason: consecutive posts
            Don't wanna; not gonna.

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            • #51
              http://cogitz.com/2009/08/24/the-mos...tionship-ever/

              Link fixed

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              • #52
                Quoth Shpepper View Post
                http://cogitz.com/2009/08/24/the-mos...tionship-ever/

                Link fixed
                Holy freakin' crap! I've heard of two heads, but not two of the "other" heads!!!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #53
                  No kidding. It was sure interesting. That's one I've never heard of before.

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