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  • She thinks she is the center of the Universe *long*

    Yesterday a woman comes to the 3rd floor. My cw and I were talking.

    Me=
    cw= co-worker who is above me
    dbw= douche-bag woman
    manager

    dbw: I hear this is the smartest floor in the library
    me and cw
    cw: Hmm
    me: *quiet*
    dbw: she said "hmm." I called last night and this man told me I can get a copy of a legal form. *she shows us a slip that she wrote instructions on* I have the form number.
    me: ok, let's go to this computer here. It doesn't have internet but it has access to the databases. Ok, click here where it says "research"
    dbw: *starts looking in bag*
    I decided to start to click the links, which is probably a good thing because latter on I realized she probably would have asked me "why can't you click the links?" Also, I followed exactly the instructions she wrote down, so she could have done it herself anyway.
    me: ok, I type the form number in the search box.
    she does, but no result came up.
    dbw: the man from last night found it really fast.
    me: ok, type in the name of the form.
    voila, it shows up.
    dbw: that was quick.
    we tried to open it but it came up with an error message.
    me: I think we need to use an internet computer. Let's go over here to sign up on the reservation system.
    AS we go away from the terminal, my cw went to a patron who was on a computer signed up for someone else. So cw was asking him questions. Another patron was reading the paper and seeing what cw was doing and he went "hmph".
    dbw: what? why did he say "hmph"?
    me: he's reacting to my cw talking to that guy at the computer.
    we get to the reservation screen and she signs up.
    dbw: how long is the wait?
    me: there are 5 people ahead of you ...that person has 5 min left, the other has 11, also that guy....
    I was trying to see when it will be her turn.
    dbw: That man from last night was so helpful. Do you know his name?
    Me: no, I wasn't here last night. Did you want to thank him?
    dbw: no, I just wish he was around.
    me: We'll be around to help you.
    dbw: then I can print it out?
    me: yes. just follow the paper instructions.
    dbw: you went too fast.
    dbw waits 5 seconds.
    dbw: do you have a book of forms? That way I don't have to wait.
    I look up a call number for the form books and give her the scrap of paper, then we go to the section with books with forms.
    me: ok, you can look through these. These are reference books, so you can make copies but can't check them out.
    dbw: I want books I can check out.
    me: those books are on the second floor. Just go to there and follow the call number I gave you
    dbw: Are they for Texas?
    me: there general use forms.
    dbw: Theyr'e no good for me, can you look up the ones for Texas?
    me: they'll be in the same area, but let's look.
    So I start looking them up in our catalog.
    dbw: I don't know why you can't look up anything. Are you having a good day? *fake concern on her face*
    me: yes, and you?
    dbw: yes. I don't know why you have an attitude. *her face is pinced now*
    me: cw, can you finish helping her?
    dbw: Why don't you want to help me!
    me: It's better if my cw can help you.
    dbw: I don't know what your problem is!
    I walk away. I straighten stuff, help two patrons, and I walk back to the desk. I don't see her, so I figured she must have went away. I walk by the copiers. I then see her talking to a manager.
    dbw: She had an attitude! I don't know what is wrong with her! *sees me* there she is!!!
    I keep on walking.

    And no doubt my manager will tell me that I made the woman upset, that I didn't handle it well and I will be written up.
    Also, I should have realized that she was a nut when she thougth a guy was saying "hmph" to her, like he had any reason to make a noise just because she passed by.
    Last edited by depechemodefan; 09-17-2009, 09:23 PM. Reason: adding
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    I get the feeling there was no way to win with this person. Sorry if you get written up for it...that stinks.
    I no longer fear HELL.
    I work in RETAIL.

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    • #3
      Yeah you don't need a write up for that.
      "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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      • #4
        SC: How are you today?
        OP: Fine and you?
        SC: Well you don't have to get an attitude about it!


        I love how you told her you were helping her look things up and then were in the middle of looking things up, while she complained asking why you couldn't look things up. Passive aggressive and paranoid. Whatta combination.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          I hope you don't get written up because of that bitch.
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            I will get written up. Because somehow I'm suppose to know how to keep her from going off . No really, management thinks we are yogi or Jesus or someone who knows how to calm people. Because the people that are bat-shit crazy can be calmed down.

            I really don't know what is what with management. They don't do desk service, and if they do have to, they find reasons to be late. So they really don't believe that some people are crazy and fucked up and there is no pleasing them.

            To be honest, there is my attitude. I'm told that I should tell customers it's our/my fault. For ex., the computer screen doesn't work because the patron pulled up the screen and it got unplugged. The patron is pissed. I'm suppose to say, "I'm sorry sir, I should have told you about the screen." Like I'm suppose to warn them about every little thing that could go wrong. Or the patron can't use the copier even though there are instructions. "I'm so sorry sir. I know you came here all the way from work (one block over) and I know how frustrated you are. Let me make the copies for you." Me, I will say about the computer screen, "It got unplugged, here, it's plugged back in." or the copier, "ok, let's look at the instructions. First we do this...ok, you got it. Now this."

            Thing is, I don't like apologizing for stuff that isn't my fault. Heck, I hate apologizing for anything that is my fault, because I'm use to apologizing, then the douchebags starting all over again to complain and tell me what I did wrong.
            Last edited by depechemodefan; 09-18-2009, 01:51 PM. Reason: changing
            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

            I wish porn had subtitles.

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            • #7
              You're supposed to apologize for not informing the customers that electrically-powered devices require electricity to work...

              Uh-HUH.

              Get out of there, FAST. It's not going to get any better. I worry that, sooner or later, some major problem will pop up that is unrelated to you that they will decide to blame on you...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                I'm thinking of an apology along the lines of the one Captain Sheridan was going to give to the Centauri, myself...

                "I'm sorry we didn't think to run a test to see if our customers were properly medicated."

                No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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