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    Two women came in and spent several minutes asking about different brands of cigarettes, prices, etc. Finally they settled on some, paid and left. My CW realized as they drove away that they didn't pay for their gasoline. A few hours later, a woman called to ask if she could return some unopened cigarettes. She had a receipt, so I said yes. After she came in and I gave her the refund, it struck me that it was one of those same women! I checked the receipt against the drive-off report, and sure enough, they were just a few minutes apart.

    I stewed a bit and kicked myself for letting her go again, then I realized that hers was the last call we had taken. I dialed *69 (a service that tells you the last number that called), got the number and called the woman to remind her about her gas. After insisting for a bit that she'd paid it, I convinced her that I had the receipt right in front of me and there was no gas on it. She was back within ten minutes apologizing all over the place, which makes me happy, because I really didn't want to believe there were people brazen enough to spend several minutes with the cashier, drive off with gas on purpose, then come back and ask for a refund. I know people are assholes, but that would take some BALLS.

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    A group of guys comes in, and the first one buys some beer (after showing his ID, of course).

    The second one also brings beer to the counter, but when I ask for ID he informs me, "The cops took it. But I'm 22!" I apologize and set the beer aside.

    The third guy announces that he can drink beer, and he heads for the cooler. I watch to see what bottle he reaches for, then call to him, "Maybe, but if you bring me the same kind, I'll know you're giving it to him." Dude does an about-face and leaves the store.

    They all leave, and stand around by their car. I see the ID-less fellow hand a fourth guy something, whereupon he enters the store and heads for the beer cooler. I call out, "I saw that. Don't even think about it." They drive off toward the main store, presumably to try their luck there.

    Little do they know that standing in line behind them was one of the upper store managers, and he gets on the phone to alert the MOD that some young guys are on their way in to try and buy beer for their buddy.

    I find it funny how nobody who pulls this stunt ever thinks to just go to a different store and have the person with ID buy them in the first place.

  • #2
    Hmm,now why would the cops take your ID young sir?
    I have to check ID at my place of business mainly for credit cards and to make sure they're old enough to buy games such as "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7". And while I've gotten berated at many times,this was by far the best excuse I heard.

    "B-but what if your in the witness protection program!?"
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    • #3
      Quoth MrPibbsRevenge View Post
      "B-but what if your in the witness protection program!?"
      answer: "Then you'll have an ID that matches your new identity."
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      • #4
        people are idiots.

        Ok say the guy in part 2 there IS legal age and really just doesn't have ID.

        just annoyucing 'yea man im old enough' uhhhh DOESN'T WORK.

        I mean I have a friend who's 24 but for whatever reason (he is too damn lazy to get off his fat ass and get his damn lisence :P) he doesn't have ANY photo ID>

        so whenever were having a lil party or gettogether I buy his booze for him.

        Never a problem since he just chills in the car and I go in and get whatever we're drinking and hej ust pays me back for his share later.

        Now odds are pretty good he WOULDN'T get ID'd since he does look well over the legal age (and he is legal) but it just saves hassle etc.
        Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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        • #5
          Quoth MrPibbsRevenge View Post
          Hmm,now why would the cops take your ID young sir?
          I have to check ID at my place of business mainly for credit cards and to make sure they're old enough to buy games such as "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 7". And while I've gotten berated at many times,this was by far the best excuse I heard.

          "B-but what if your in the witness protection program!?"
          If your lisence is expired the cops will take it. I know. this happened to me.

          I was convinced my lisence was due for renewal THIS past summer... (so summer '09) no.. no it was summer '08.

          so yea.. i got pulled over (can't remember why now) and yea my lisence was roughly 9 months EXPIRED.

          cop was actually nice about it explaiend that he had to take it, couldn't elt me drive, i'd have to call someone to come get me etc. etc. (stupid DMV didn't send me a reminder which they are supposed to do cuz who really thinks 'oh it's been 5 yrs better renew my lisence!') oh well. a ticket later and i'll never miss it again lol
          Common sense... So rare it's a goddamn superpower.

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          • #6
            :: pause in posting as every member of the forum who reads this pulls out their ID and checks the expiration date. ::
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            • #7
              Quoth technical.angel View Post
              :: pause in posting as every member of the forum who reads this pulls out their ID and checks the expiration date. ::
              Here our driving license expires at the age of 70 . It can be revoked or suspended earlier by a court.
              I didn't check, I know when I'm 70. If my doctor agree, I can still drive at that time, but then the license has to be renewed every second year

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              • #8
                I was checking IDs at a bar and a person had one with the corner sliced off. I thought that was pretty odd but he explained the cop did that when he got arrested for DUI and he showed me the court papers he kept in his wallet.

                I let him in but I was thinking, "Dude, you have a DUI. Why are you at a bar?"

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                • #9
                  Quoth technical.angel View Post
                  :: pause in posting as every member of the forum who reads this pulls out their ID and checks the expiration date. ::
                  Not here.. Just got mine renewed last month.. For some odd reason, the 'state of confusion' decided to change their driver license color to pink last month.. .
                  Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                  • #10
                    I think ours is every 10 years or something up to the age of XX? I've never paid much attention I just know mine expires on my Birthday this next year.

                    ...though truthfully I should have gotten a new one about a year and a half ago when I moved out of my moms house and into my apartment... you know.. .change of address and all. But I only have 8 more months so I think I'll stick it out
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                    • #11
                      Quoth elsporko View Post
                      I let him in but I was thinking, "Dude, you have a DUI. Why are you at a bar?"
                      Because taking away people's licenses and/or insurance does nothing to actually STOP people from DUI'ing.
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        I really didn't want to believe there were people brazen enough to spend several minutes with the cashier, drive off with gas on purpose, then come back and ask for a refund. I know people are assholes, but that would take some BALLS.
                        Amazing how many would-be petty crooks have missed their calling as a porn star...

                        The time before last when I needed to renew mine, they'd put in a system of renewing them by mail as long as the information on it was still current and you said your eyesight was still good. Supposedly, you could only do this every other time, so they'd still get an updated photo, etc every eight years. But when that one expired, they let me do another by mail, good for *ten* years. By the time it expires the photo on it will, itself, be a legal adult!

                        As for cops taking your license... well, I once had a minor accident on the Downtown Connector. The officer took my license and gave me a ticket for following too close, which he said to present as a license if I was asked for one before the court appearance, where I would get the plastic one back. So it can happen that they take your physical license away without revoking your ability to drive legally.
                        Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth technical.angel View Post
                          :: pause in posting as every member of the forum who reads this pulls out their ID and checks the expiration date. ::
                          My license expires next year. And, no, I didn't have to look to know this. For whatever reason, I've known this since my last renewal. It's printed at the top, and I tend to actually read all the stuff printed on it whenever I have it out.
                          Quoth elsporko View Post
                          I let him in but I was thinking, "Dude, you have a DUI. Why are you at a bar?"
                          Hey, as long as he's not driving home, I see no problem with that.
                          Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
                          ...though truthfully I should have gotten a new one about a year and a half ago when I moved out of my moms house and into my apartment... you know.. .change of address and all.
                          I moved 2.1/2 years ago. I still haven't updated my license. And I've actually been to the DMV twice since then, and still didn't bother with it.

                          ^-.-^
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                          • #14
                            Quoth technical.angel View Post
                            :: pause in posting as every member of the forum who reads this pulls out their ID and checks the expiration date. ::
                            Not here.

                            Renewed it about a year and a half ago (ok, I did check to see when it was renewed, but not because I thought it was or would soon be expired), for 10 years, so I'm fine until my 42nd b-day.

                            (I lucked out on that renewal. For a week prior to that I was unknowingly driving on an expired license, but wasn't pulled over for anything.)
                            No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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