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  • All I can say: Skills

    So I finally got enough of this story to feel confident enough to post it. Not my story and I came into work during the aftermath, but dear god, I wanna see the tape of this.

    A customer managed to take out three employee cars in one swipe. And then when she saw the third CW's car she hit was her neighbor, she turned to one of the people who witnessed (a regular) and said, "I didn't hit that car."

    I'm going to try and draw a bit of a diagram here:

    R,T,K: CW cars that were hit
    C: Silly twat who can't drive
    H: Witness, awesome regular customer

    | R | E | E |
    -------------------
    | T | E | K |


    | E| C | E | H |
    --------------------
    Store


    So this is how it went. C backed out of her parking spot and instead of turning the wheel at all, she backed almost into the empty space between T and K. We think she was intending on putting it in drive and pull out that way, but she would have gone over the divider that way, so we dunno.

    However, instead of pulling forward, she was still in reverse, and when she booked it, she hooked onto T's car, turning it almost completely sideways and sending it into R's before slamming the back of her own car into K's. She was moving so fast, she managed to completely screw up the axle on K's car and her tire was slanted a bit. Worse still was that K had just put almost 1k into her car to make it run pretty much like new.

    Now normally, I wouldn't call this sucky, but her then trying to deny that she even hit the car when there were not only witnesses, but a camera JUST ABOVE where all this happened? Yeah, she's a bitch.
    I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

    After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

  • #2
    I see the diagram. I understand the description and the logistics of it. But my brain cannot wrap around the utter fucknuttery required to pull of this feat.

    W.

    T.

    F!?!?!


    Excuse me, my brain is trying to flee and commit sepukku again...

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    • #3
      im confused by one thing, theres a divider in the middle of a driveway?

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      • #4
        What the hell?!!! Isn't she supposed to leave a note with her info on it?!! I hope the cameras were able to at least get a glimpse of her tag to nab the bitch!
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
          im confused by one thing, theres a divider in the middle of a driveway?
          Parking lot. And there's a divider between the bottom left parking space and the concrete that leads to the front of the store. The diagram is of the side parking lot for the store.
          I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

          After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

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          • #6
            Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
            What the hell?!!! Isn't she supposed to leave a note with her info on it?!! I hope the cameras were able to at least get a glimpse of her tag to nab the bitch!
            Oh she stuck around for the police to show up. She just tried to deny that it was her
            I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

            After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

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            • #7
              Please tell me that the police were called, and that the helpful Customer "witness" was exactly that when they showed up ^_^
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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              • #8
                Quoth EricKei View Post
                Please tell me that the police were called, and that the helpful Customer "witness" was exactly that when they showed up ^_^
                Hells yes, she did. H is awesome and stuck around to see the hell C was going to be put through because she loves us all dearly.



                And as a side question: If you're an office prinny, and I'm an overlord, does that mean I can toss you onto my foes and you'll explode?
                I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!

                After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

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                • #9
                  She stuck around, but it wasn't her. Yeah. Right. People like that suck eggs!
                  "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                  • #10
                    Quoth MelodiousBubbles View Post
                    And as a side question: If you're an office prinny, and I'm an overlord, does that mean I can toss you onto my foes and you'll explode?
                    *steals Laharl's scarf and puts it on*

                    Woo-hoo! I'm safe now ^_^
                    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MelodiousBubbles View Post
                      Parking lot. And there's a divider between the bottom left parking space and the concrete that leads to the front of the store. The diagram is of the side parking lot for the store.
                      sorry i just thought it sounded like she should exit through the lane leading to her spot.

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                      • #12
                        It looks like she's trying to absolve herself of being accused of damaging R, because technically it was T that struck R, and not C. "Well, I hit the other two, but I never actually hit that one." Technically true, but I doubt the police or the insurance will see it that way...

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                        • #13
                          You have to be seriously fubared upstairs to damage three cars just trying to leave a parking lot! I hope they throw the book at her, and take away her license. And make her pay damages!
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                          • #14
                            Can we say STOOOOOOPIIIIIIIID ?
                            Man. Remind your CW's about "Diminished Value" on vehicles....have them google it.
                            Take her (the bad driver woman) for all she's worth.

                            Geesh.

                            Cutenoob
                            In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
                            She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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                            • #15
                              Wow, that's actually...stupid as all hell, but in a sick twisted way still really impressive.

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