Yes, I'm bitter and cynical. That's why I'm here. Okay, I understand it sucks to be a teacher. Sucks to be a retail worker too. It sucks to work, period. Being independently wealthy is the only thing that WOULDN'T suck, really. We understand that teachers often end up paying for school books out of their own pocket. And we have a free discount card for teachers. Doesn't cost them a DIME, all they have to do is bring in proof that they are a teacher and whammo, they get a card that gets them 20% off of books they are buying for the classroom. You cannot IMAGINE what a headache teachers can cause, though.
1. It's SO inconvenient to have to bring in some sort of form of proof that I'm a teacher to get one of your cards. Can't you just believe me?
2. I'll just pretend that this $50 architecture book and the latest John Grisham are for my class, even though I teach 3rd grade.
3. I'll do all of my christmas shopping and pretend it's for my class.
4. What, there are exceptions? I can't save 20% in the cafe, or on DVDs?
5. It's already 20% off, so that means I get 40% off, right? (Wrong, it's 20% off the list price, not the discounted price)
6. My educator card expired (anywhere from several months to several YEARS ago), and you politely tell me so. You inform me that you'll give me the discount today but that you are taking the card and I'll have to bring in proof that I'm still an educator to get a new one that is good for another year. But I still have to whine and complain that I've been using my card over and over since it expired and no one said anything. (It's MY fault other cashiers are morons?)
7. What, you won't accept my old expired educator card as proof that I'm a teacher? How about another store's educator card? No? Okay, how about my UEA card? (We don't accept UEA cards because there is no expiration date on them. You could have been a teacher 10 years ago, but still have the card in your wallet for the very purpose of getting educator cards from stores and scoring free discounts.)
And the one we got today, which made me seriously
. Tomorrow we are having a huge special event for educators. Get this, tomorrow we are opening an hour early (this for a store that NEVER opens early, occasionally closes early for holidays) so that teachers can do their Christmas shopping. With their educator discount card, they can save 25% on ANY books they are buying, not just items for their classroom, but all their Christmas shopping, plus 10% off DVDs. All day long. Well, this lady found out about it from a friend, and called us today. Seems she bought a bunch of books a few days ago before knowing about our sale. (Oh, she didn't see any of the huge signs we have posted around the store advertising it? Of course not, how stupid, customers never read signs.) She wants to be able to come back in with her receipt and have us give her 25% back. Okay, excuse me if I'm wrong, but the whole point of having a huge one day event is you come in that day or you don't get the sale. This would be like buying something a few days before Black Friday and then calling and wanting them to refund you the difference between what you paid and their hugely discounted Black Friday price. But my manager caved and agreed to it, saying "Well, if we don't, she'll just complain until she gets the District Manager who will make us do it anyway."
1. It's SO inconvenient to have to bring in some sort of form of proof that I'm a teacher to get one of your cards. Can't you just believe me?
2. I'll just pretend that this $50 architecture book and the latest John Grisham are for my class, even though I teach 3rd grade.
3. I'll do all of my christmas shopping and pretend it's for my class.
4. What, there are exceptions? I can't save 20% in the cafe, or on DVDs?
5. It's already 20% off, so that means I get 40% off, right? (Wrong, it's 20% off the list price, not the discounted price)
6. My educator card expired (anywhere from several months to several YEARS ago), and you politely tell me so. You inform me that you'll give me the discount today but that you are taking the card and I'll have to bring in proof that I'm still an educator to get a new one that is good for another year. But I still have to whine and complain that I've been using my card over and over since it expired and no one said anything. (It's MY fault other cashiers are morons?)
7. What, you won't accept my old expired educator card as proof that I'm a teacher? How about another store's educator card? No? Okay, how about my UEA card? (We don't accept UEA cards because there is no expiration date on them. You could have been a teacher 10 years ago, but still have the card in your wallet for the very purpose of getting educator cards from stores and scoring free discounts.)
And the one we got today, which made me seriously


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