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  • Impatient @$$Hole

    This kind of stuff only ever happens when I'm not at the wholesale club...

    This happened this past Sunday, a few hours after I'd left for the day. I've gotten most of the details from three different coworkers involved. My coworker CR was the FDLP, which means he checks the receipts as people leave the store. He checks EVERYONE'S receipt, unless the service desk or a manager has radioed him that a customer is okay to leave. (And please, let's not turn this thread into a debate about the legalities of receipt-checking. Take that to Fratching.)

    A fairly big line (about 8 carts long) had built up at the door, and CR was doing a more perfunctory check than usual in the interest of getting people out the door sooner. But one asshole decided that he didn't want to wait, goes around the line, and out the door, ignoring CR as he asks, then yells for the guy to stop.

    Here's where CR maybe took his job a little TOO seriously, as he followed the guy outside and continued to demand his receipt, and when the asshole wouldn't stop, CR jumped onto the side of the guy's cart. Well, the asshole then started to rock the cart back and forth to shake him loose, and CR falls off and hits the back of his head on the ground.

    By this time, another customer was outside witnessing all this, and coworker WS was outside investigating the commotion. Asshole puts his stuff into his car and is driving off, while WS is getting his license plate, and the Other Customer is on the phone calling the police.

    Asshole sees OC on the phone, stops his car, gets out, and starts yelling and cussing at OC, who responds in kind, and the two are ready to have a throw down in the parking lot before WS separates them.

    That's about where the details end. Here's what I do know. A police report was filed against Asshole. CR was sent home early, but is okay and went back to work the next day. Asshole has been banned from the store.
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    Hey, it's a club store. He has a membership agreement. Said membership agreement says he stops at the door to let the checker check his receipt.

    If he can't abide by that little clause, it seems to me that he doesn't deserve to be a member.

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #3
      Hopefully Asshole got charged for assault. How hard is it to wait like a normal human being to have your receipt checked at for what? A couple of seconds?
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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      • #4
        I love that with him and OC getting ready to throw down. Beautiful set up, too bad the guy didn't get an ass kicking along with the police report.
        Part Angel Part Sadist

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        • #5
          He could just not be a member and shop there if he has a major problem with the store policy.

          Now he's gonna get a police record.

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          • #6
            Why go unarmed?

            I'll never understand why, when you're in a car, and someone outside said card threatens you, you'd get out of said car to confront them. A 1 ton vehicle makes a helluva weapon, why would anyone give up that weapon?

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            • #7
              I wonder why that stupid tool didn't back up that tough talk and actually take a swing at that guy. You wanna shoot off your mouth if you can't or won't even back it up then you really look like a dumb ass.

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              • #8
                I suppose stopping the cart was the best thing to do if he was trying to hold the guy up; probably can't touch the guy, but he can probably sure as heck keep the cart from going anywhere!!!
                "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                • #9
                  My housemate has a problem with authority. I don't know why. he never breaks any laws, he doesn't do any drugs or gets into any trouble at all. he is more law abiding than I am. but yet he calls all police "pigs" and snubs at the military. he says he "has a problem when others impose their authority over another" of course, no locial argument from me would tip him into thinking he was being a bit too black and white about it, but he does the same thing at all stores.

                  when we went to lowes one time there was one person infront of us getting their receipt checked. he had control of the cart and started going around him to leave. of course he gets stopped and then gives his reciept. I asked him why he did it and he just said the same thing I stated earlier. I called him stupid, that it only takes 2 seconds and they don't really bother to check the reciept that much unless we look suspicious... OR TRY TO PASS THE CHECKER! so the guy of course took extra long to make sure we had what we were suppose to.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth LillFilly View Post
                    I suppose stopping the cart was the best thing to do if he was trying to hold the guy up; probably can't touch the guy, but he can probably sure as heck keep the cart from going anywhere!!!
                    This is pretty much exactly why CR jumped on the side of the cart. The FDLPs are not allowed to lay a hand on a customer to stop them in these circumstances. CR was doing whatever he could to get the guy to stop.

                    I don't know any more specifics. Both CR and WS were already cracking jokes about it the next day.
                    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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