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  • #16
    Quoth NateTheChops View Post
    I pretty much hate any gay guy who cops an attitude and acts flamboyant. Like I'm supposed to give him a medal for being a douche.
    do NOT get me started on the overly flamboyant... especially if they are the type to tell me that I am not gay enough because I "act like a straight man"... and by act like a straight man they mean that I like video games, like sci-fi movies and novels, have very simple and functional clothes, and most damning of all am a bit untidy (and don't clean my car often enough, but that's true). Apparently now enjoying sex with men isn't enough to be gay
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #17
      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
      Apparently now enjoying sex with men isn't enough to be gay
      Well, you also have to a) be male, and b) not enjoy having sex with women. Otherwise, you're a straight woman or a bisexual guy. :P
      "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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      • #18
        Alex: You’re not having a stroke. There’s nothing wrong with you
        SC: I’M HAVING A STROKE! YOU’RE GIVING IT TO ME! YOU’RE MAKING ME HAVE A STROKE!!
        If we all had the power to give strokes to SC's, the stories on this board would take a much darker turn...
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #19
          Well, yes, but customersfallingoveranddieing.com doesn't have the same ring.

          Rapscallion

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          • #20
            Quoth Rapscallion View Post
            Well, yes, but customersfallingoveranddieing.com doesn't have the same ring.

            Rapscallion
            customersdie.com

            Problem solved.

            That'll be tree fitty.
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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            • #21
              Quoth Samaliel View Post
              Otherwise, you're a straight woman or a bisexual guy. :P
              took the words right out of my mouth!! XD and Brilliantly said

              Quoth Rapscallion View Post
              Well, yes, but customersfallingoveranddieing.com doesn't have the same ring.
              No but It's somewhat more satisfying with some customers ^_^

              lets face it, if you're gonna scream at us telling us that we're giving you a stroke, then you deserve to have a stroke
              -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

              Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

              A guide for customers about retail

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              • #22
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                and by act like a straight man they mean that I like video games, like sci-fi movies and novels, have very simple and functional clothes, and most damning of all am a bit untidy (and don't clean my car often enough, but that's true). Apparently now enjoying sex with men isn't enough to be gay
                Wait, wait... does that mean that I act like a straight man, too?

                Oh noes!
                Quoth Samaliel View Post
                Well, you also have to a) be male, and b) not enjoy having sex with women. Otherwise, you're a straight woman or a bisexual guy. :P
                Oh, whew!

                I was worried for a second there.

                ^-.-^
                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                • #23
                  Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                  (at this point the masturbation jokes come into my head and I have to stop myself from giggling)
                  Thanks. Now I've got a certain song by Billy Squier stuck in my head. Hmmmm. And it's sharing space with "Paparazzi". Interesting combination that.

                  Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                  Wait, wait... does that mean that I act like a straight man, too?

                  Oh noes!

                  Oh, whew!

                  I was worried for a second there.

                  ^-.-^
                  Same here!
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #24
                    Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                    *Fetches out his wallet and shows the SC a card which I can only presume is some kind of medic ID card or something*
                    Seeing as he's not employed as a medic, it's probably his Healthcare Professionals Council card.

                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #25
                      I donno it does some kinda pathetic for a power supply to choke on dust after a mere four years.
                      Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Samaliel View Post
                        Well, you also have to a) be male, and b) not enjoy having sex with women. Otherwise, you're a straight woman or a bisexual guy. :P
                        Man, that's too hard! All these rules about what gender you have to be... I remember when the world made sense!

                        I have respect for gay people who conduct themselves with pride and dignity, even in the face of idiots. At least as a furry I only have to worry about being targeted on the Internet if I accidentally let slip that... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE????
                        Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                          ...as a furry I only have to worry about being targeted on the Internet if I accidentally let slip that... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE????
                          Yer yeterday yiffed yet?
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Pagan View Post
                            Thanks. Now I've got a certain song by Billy Squier stuck in my head. Hmmmm.
                            Haaar! then my work here is done!

                            Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            it's probably his Healthcare Professionals Council card.

                            I don't even know what one of those is, but yeah, possibly!

                            Quoth otakuneko View Post
                            I donno it does some kinda pathetic for a power supply to choke on dust after a mere four years.
                            yeah, it happens. If you don't keep your computer clear what will happen is the radiators will get clogged with dust until the fans just can't blow enough air over the fins to cool anything. then one of two things happens. The Thermostat trips and the computer cuts out or the Thermostat is also choked with dust and insulated from the heat so the computer keeps getting hotter until a components gives up. a loud BANG followed by a tech recoiling rather quickly from the machine and the fuse in the plug blowing is usually what happens next.

                            Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                            At least as a furry I only have to worry about being targeted on the Internet if I accidentally let slip that... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE????
                            Not to worry, you're not the only furry on here

                            ...aaand here come the jokes about furries and fleas!
                            -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                            Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                            A guide for customers about retail

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                            • #29
                              Quoth otakuneko View Post
                              I donno it does some kinda pathetic for a power supply to choke on dust after a mere four years.
                              Duration can also be affected by animals living in the house. Cats can clog a PSU in about three seconds flat.

                              Rapscallion

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                              • #30
                                Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                                At least as a furry I only have to worry about being targeted on the Internet if I accidentally let slip that... OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE????
                                Bwahaha!

                                I've been prime target material online for years, now, and the only people who've ever seemed inclined to use me for a target usually get shot down by people who don't agree with what I'm saying, but respect the manner in which I say it. There's something deeply satisfying in watching people diametrically opposed to your position in a debate pounce on some troll that decided to attack you for not thinking like them.
                                Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                                Duration can also be affected by animals living in the house. Cats can clog a PSU in about three seconds flat.
                                Cats have nothing on cigarette and... other... smoke and ash that gets into computer components.

                                While I was still in the house with the smokers and the fireplace and all the animals, my computers couldn't go two months without needing a thorough cleaning. Now in a smoke-free environment with just two cats, I only have minor problems with the fur. A lot easier to deal with than the smoke & ash, to be sure.

                                ^-.-^
                                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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