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  • Cardboard for brains

    This is from just the other day

    My store sells corrugated cardboard boxes in the shipping section in various sizes. The smaller sizes are sold individually, while the larger sizes are sold as three packs and ONLY as three packs. They are NOT marked for individual sale at all. I have no SKU for that, and I can't just ring them in at 1/3 the price because that will show up in the Price Discrepancy report as a 3 pack being undersold, and I could (in theory) be fired for that.

    Now the problem is that occassionally, the three packs get broken up, either because the plastic bundle band fell off, or because an SC decided he/she wanted only one and the cashier didn't notice (of course, the nitwit in question will have paid for three boxes and received only one, so the joke's on them). Adding to the confusion is the pricing scheme for the 3 packs. There is a shelf tag that states "X x Y x Z shipping box 3/pk 1 for $x.xx, 3 for $y.yy" (I don't have the prices memorized, so let's say, for the sake of argument, that it's $5 for one 3 pack, and $12 for three, you save $3 when you buy three). Moreover, the tag is often obscured by the boxes, which jut out slightly from the shelf. So while this doesn't happen every day, it's not uncommon for someone to see the large boxes out loose, then see the sign and assume that it's ONE box for $5, and THREE boxes for $12, instead of 1 or 3 THREE PACKS.

    So normally, I'll point out that the boxes are only sold as sets of three, and when they object, I have a pretty good line to overcome their objections. "Ma'am/sir, if I ring up this box by itself, you'll be charged the three pack price, and I don't want to overcharge you. Besides, if you get the full three pack, you'll getting three boes for the price you thought was only for one, so even if you dont' need them, you'll make out the deal." This works 99% of the time.

    Not this time.

    *SC comes to service desk with 1 box; I notice immediately that it's a box from a 3 pack*

    Me: Sir, this box is supposed to be part of a 3 pack of boxes, so"

    *SC cuts me off*

    SC: WRONG! The sign says 1 for $5, 3 for $12. I don't need or want three. This is what was there, there was NO THREE PACK!"

    Me: Sir, those prices are for 3 pa-

    SC: NO! There IS NO THREE PACK! The signs says for ONE!

    Me: 3-pack. If I ring this in, you'll get charged for three and-

    SC: I TOLD YOU! THRE IS NO THREE PACK! The sign says this is the price for ONE! I don't WANT three!

    Me: Sir, I-

    SC: I'll SHOW you! *SC storms off; I page office supplies to aisle 3; SC goes down WRONG AISLE*

    So while he's off playing into his delusion, I had a line to deal with, so I just rang the next few people out. Then the guy comes back up to teh service desk with his one box, holding the self sign AND the sign holder (which he'd ripped away from the shelf) and triumphantly shoved it in my face while I was still ringing another customer

    SC: SEE! ONE for $5!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

    So I took the sign and pointed to the now painfully obvious part that says "3/PK"

    Me: Sir, it says right here: 3 pack. This sign say $5 for a 3 pack, $12 for three three packs. I don't want to overcharge you for a single box.

    SC sees "3/PK," sputters, then storms off again. A minute later, I saw him take a THREE PACK (wait, didn't he say there was no three pack?) to register 1, pay, and leave.

    Right after this happens, a customer who had been 2 spots behind in my line when SC1 came back up with the shelf sign puts two loose boxes on the counter. Probably the remaining two boxes from the broken-up 3 pack that SC1 had.

    Me *shoulders sagging*: Sir, these boxes is only sold in a three pack. If I-

    SC2: But that other guy just bought a single!

    Me: No, he bought a three pack.

    SC2: No he didn't! I saw him! He had one box, and he had a sign saying ONE for $5!

    Me: You mean this sign? *I hold up the sign*

    SC2: Wha-.......well, I dont' need three!

    Me: Sir, if I ring up these boxes by themselves, you'll be charged the three pack price, and I don't want to overcharge you.

    SC2: So then just ring it in and take 1/3 off!

    Me: I can't do that sir. I could get fired.

    SC2: But I don't NEED three boxes!

    Me: Well that's the only way they are sold.

    So he left, leaving two boxes sitting on my counter so me to deal with. Unbelievable that he overheard the whoel conversation with SC1 and tried pulling the same crap, even claiming tha SC1 had proved to me that I was wrong.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

  • #2
    I ran into the same thing all the time at my old job. We had plumbing parts for sale either individually or in packs of 10. The single pieces were marked with a UPC and the pieces in the pack were not so it was obvious when a customer had opened a pack. We took alot of shrink hits on the 10-packs.
    My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.---Cary Grant

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    • #3
      Cardboard for brains?
      How dare you insult cardboard like that...
      ~~*

      "No! You can take the kids, but you leave me my monkey." - WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY

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      • #4
        Yeah I know; the cardboard WAS smarter than them
        "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

        RIP Plaidman.

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        • #5
          Dave, do not, and I mean do not ever insult the cardboard again.
          Under The Moon Paranormal Research
          San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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          • #6
            Those two customers should team up and start off the Second Boxer Rebellion.
            I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler

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            • #7
              Maybe I'm just a dick, but after explaining the whole three pack pricing and not wanting to rip you off thing... if the person still kept insisting to me that it was a single box, not a three-pack, etc... and insisted on paying the 3-pack price for ONE box...I'd just charge 'em for three and let 'em take one Afterall, the customer is always right!
              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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              • #8
                Okay, what the heck is the big deal about getting extra cardboard boxes? (oh no not another cardboard box now we have to move) H-ll i wouldn't have complained. Wait I use logic nevermind.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Demonoid Phenomenon View Post
                  How dare you insult cardboard like that...

                  The cardboard started it!!!!!
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #10
                    SC: Where are your DVD's?

                    Me: Right here * holds up 50 pack*

                    SC: Ohh...I just need one....

                    Me: * slowly draws & cocks pistol for imminent use *
                    "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

                    Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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                    • #11
                      now it is christmas, get ready for every other question to regard breaking up said packages and asking how they can only buy one

                      suprisingly most people seem to think we made a mistake and accidentally left the bindings on every single item on the shelf and they just came in like that

                      or people that want you to give them free boxes from the back but when you tell them you have none (I crush them as soon as I can for this reason since I think the store still gets $250 for every bail, not sure if the company still does this) and explain what aisle they can go to if they would like to purchase some, they just leave again... another happy customer never to see again

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                      • #12
                        I don't see what the problem is, if you give used cardboard to a few people. Hell maybe they only need one or 2 for something at the office, or maybe for their vehicle. Hell I do that sometimes.
                        Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                        San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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                        • #13
                          Quoth powerboy View Post
                          I don't see what the problem is, if you give used cardboard to a few people. Hell maybe they only need one or 2 for something at the office, or maybe for their vehicle. Hell I do that sometimes.
                          Honestly, if a place won't give you used boxes, go somewhere else. Most liquor stores, restaurants, or ESPECIALLY grocery stores I have found to be more than happy to give away their emptied cardboard boxes. Having moved as many times as I have (don't ask), I am a bit of an expert on finding boxes. Normally I just get the ones from whatever food establishment I am working at, but if I need the big ones, I hit the grocery store for the toilet paper/paper towel/diaper boxes. Always strong, always big, always great. And always free.

                          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                          Still A Customer."

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                          • #14
                            My store in the mall has no problem giving away boxes, either. and some of the ones we get are huge! we are more than happy to give 'em away- less to break down and toss out the back door at night.
                            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                            • #15
                              We'd give away as many boxes as the customers wanted, but they had to either catch us as they're emptying them, before we broke them down and tossed them in the baler; or ask us ahead of time to save them.

                              This one woman walked into my aisle looking for boxes, and looked absolutely crushed (pun intended) upon seeing all the flattened boxes in my trash cart. People didn't seem to understand that we didn't have unlimited space in that magical land known as "the back" for long-term storage of unbroken boxes.
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