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    Got Milk?

    My coworker checked in a couple of douches. On her shift, they hit on her by asking if she was "easily persuaded." This is nothing new for her. She gets hit on often.

    On my shift I didn't have to deal with them until just a few minutes ago. One of the guys comes up to the desk and asks if we have rooms. After I confirm that we do he tells me "just kidding I already have a room here."

    A little bit later he asks me if we knew what time Domino's and Pizza Hut stops delivering. It was past delivery time so they asked where to get some food. I gave directions to 7-Eleven. Before I could give further directions, he interrupts me. "I don't have a car!" The 7-Eleven is walking dictance, but he would have known that if he would shout his yap.

    Meanwhile the other guy noticed that I had set us out the cereal a little early. I set out all the non-perishables early so I don't have as much to setup when breakfast rolls around. He proceeds to get a bowl of cereal. A few minutes later I hear our kitchen door slam. The asshole goes into our Employee Only kitchen so he could get some milk! Why the FUCK would you decide it would be ok to go into an employee only area?
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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    Were these morons on something? Good grief!
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      I'm thinking that a fine for smoking in the room is in their future, if you catch my drift ......
      "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

      RIP Plaidman.

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      • #4
        Quoth Dave1982 View Post
        I'm thinking that a fine for smoking in the room is in their future, if you catch my drift ......
        oh I do... and yes, I have done that before
        the funny thing is though... it turns out that person I did that too really did smoke in the room (am I good or what )
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          The 7-Eleven is walking dictance, but he would have known that if he would shout his yap.
          I just love /sarcasm/ when a customer asks where something is, and I try to tell them the two locations the item might be (why we split up things in our store, I'll never know), they walk away before I can tell them the 2nd one....


          WHY ASK if you're NOT GOING TO LISTEN!?
          Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss

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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            oh I do... and yes, I have done that before
            Hmm, and I'd thought his drift was that they were about to be blazing.
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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            • #7
              Quoth OfficeSlug View Post
              WHY ASK if you're NOT GOING TO LISTEN!?
              Because, in their mind, having you do something for them -- no matter how pointless -- is a victory on their side; they care not how shallow. It is made that much more pointless by the fact that you'll have to do it (at least) one more time until they DO listen...at which point they'll misinterpret it and say it's your fault that their grey matter isn't firing on all cylinders neurons.
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                (am I good or what )
                Good. I think.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #9
                  Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                  I'm thinking that a fine for smoking in the room is in their future, if you catch my drift ......
                  Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                  Hmm, and I'd thought his drift was that they were about to be blazing.
                  This was my first conclusion too. I did go into the reservation to see if there were any fees I could apply and still have a leg to stand on. In the end I charged them nothing extra.

                  I think I let my body language speak for itself when I silently walked up to the guy, and put the milk back in the fridge.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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