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Quoth bainsidhe View PostWhy do so many of your "customers" think they can rent apartments/hire lawyers/obtain medical advice etc etc etc in the middle of the night with an answering service? Oy.
Quoth mharbourgirlNothing at all odd about wearing a Flames jersey, dude.
Quoth TeskeriaGotta know GK (and my daughter asked me to ask you also, as we play AD&D,Earthdawn, Pathfinder, Chill, and others) what RPG's do you play (she loved the gold chainmail bit)?
Just Finished: Kotor ( Again )
Just Purchased: Drakensang
Don't pen & paper much anymore. Too hard to get groups together and keep them together. Use to be AD&D all the way though. Back in high school we had Cyberpunk as well.
Quoth Hyena DandyPlease don't hurt me.
Quoth El Pollo GuerraThe smoke is escaping from your computer.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostI was struck by an…..oddity in the crowd: A bright red Calgary Flames jersey. I will admit that this baffled me somewhat. Because it seems to indicate that the bearer of the garment intentionally wore a jersey of a team that was not actually present nor participating in this evening’s sporting events.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYet once again I spotted a wandering jester wearing a jersey that did not correspond to either team.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWell, perhaps not a jester.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWhich would indicate that for some bizarre reason your friend not only decided now was the best time to call around looking for an apartment, but also managed to convince you to make the call for her.corrupt and shadypleasant and helpful local constabulary.
They (she?) were supposed to call me on Saturday to come see the place when they were in town. Hardly surprisingly, I never heard from them (her?) again.
Quoth Utter_iMADNESS View PostScreams of Alcohol sounds like it could be the name of a metal band.
I say this only as a drunk who has experienced "screams of alcohol."
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostHold that thought a sec. I just want to take a minute here to fondly think back, to many years ago, when I actually once got a legitimate call on this line that wasn’t either a complete raving lunatic or someone who thought they’d unraveled a complex terrorist plot while scratching their balls watching CNN one night. Man, those were the days. Er, day.
I was just wondering the other day if you'd ever had a legitimate call on that line, or if it was exclusively reserved for paranoid nutjobs. It's good to know that my government isn't just messing with you.Last edited by thatcrazyredhead; 09-28-2009, 08:41 PM."Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSC: “I-I-I-I-I..uh….I need an emergency!”"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
That was a Hartford Whaler’s jersey. Wow. What moldy old water damaged box in the back of an abandoned warehouse in Butthole, Connecticut did you find that in? I mean really, I can remember coherently forming the concept of how much the Whaler’s sucked when I was five and I didn’t even like hockey as a kid. That is not a jersey to be proud of. It brings only shame and sadness. I know now why your eyes are devoid of hope. You have fallen under its sway and it is slowly eating away at your life force to feed its dark appetite. Fool! You should have burned it and buried the ashes on hallowed ground while you still had the chance. Now I’m afraid there is truly no way to free you from its insidious grasp.
1) I never cared about pro sports, especially when I was 10 (most 10 year old girls I knew weren't really that in to hockey)
2) The rallying cry around these parts for the Whalers used to go something like this: "We have a pro team! We have a pro team! Wait...what? Awwwwwww"
That being said, there is a slight possibility that somewhere in the recesses of my parent's basement there may be some Whaler's paraphernalia tucked away.Our brains are smarter than we think they am!
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Quoth sms001 View PostI have uttered this sentence and its semantically equivalent brethren at Cub fans for many years with true pity. I was unaware that it applied to other sports as well.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth protege View PostOh, the things I could say about the Pittsburgh Pirates. Especially when you consider that they haven't had a winning season since 1979, and haven't won their division since the early 1990s. Still didn't stop them from begging the city and state for a new stadium...and constantly trade away their better players. Then the owners turn around and bitch about how team revenues are so lowChildrenofthenight.Thecomicseries.com/comics/latest
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGod, they're getting....weirder somehow.
How... disturbing.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostThough I will mention that I do agree with the belligerent Canuck fan on one of the several points they made: San Jose likely does or has at some point licked the nether regions of a common barnyard animal. Since we can neither confirm nor deny any possible goat tasting that the team may have partaken or what part of the goat may have been involved, we cannot rule out the possibility that the statement is factual.
I've been to San Jose. There is nowhere in that town that one might find, much less orally assault, any cloven-hooved quadruped.
Although, in January, it might be possible to do said activity with a consenting individual who self-identifies as such....
(I will explain that comment if anyone cares)
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostJustice For All
(lame CoX joke.)
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWith your face in your palm wondering what you ever did to deserve this and one eye peering around the desk for something to cut yourself with.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostYep, Lincoln personally gave him his watch. I’m not entirely sure how that would be possible unless necromancy or time travel were somehow involved in this highly unlikely gift giving scenario.
<.< >.> <.<
... I'm not really supposed to talk about it, but we, er, they did bring Lincoln forward, leaving a mindless golem (for lack of a better word) in his place to be shot by Booth. Somewhat 'After the Fact', as it were.
But you didn't hear it from me!
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSooo….your complaint is that she’s simply Mad Drunker? Hrm. I’m not sure what to tell you dude. I’ve gone up and down my emergency list twice now and I just don’t see Old Woman Mad Drunker Defiling anywhere.
Of course, I could be completely mistaken. I wasn't there, after all.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Ah, a GK thread, guaranteed to have me ROFLing and perking right back up after reading facepalm-inducing threads.
Quoth Hyena Dandy View PostHeh. I support a football team that only won one championship in the last eighty years.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostNo, nothing odd about it......till you pay to wear it to a Canucks / Sharks game. -.-
If the game is in Vancouver, though...let's just say I admire that guy's testicular fortitude. I'm not sure I'm brave enough to wear my precious jersey into the fortress of the enemy.What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGod, they're getting....weirder somehow.
Even if, by some dark power, Lincoln did somehow rise from his grave as Zombie Lincoln. I’m pretty sure shuffling over to the museum, breaking in, taking the watch, than hitch hiking to Canada...
Sounds like some of the people who called an Auto Club I used to work for.
"Can I get a tow? The police pulled me over and told me that it's illegal for me to take Granny's body to the funeral home myself in the back of my pick-up. But if it's towed, it's OK?" <overheard in a smoke break>
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
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