Old guy comes shuffeling through the door of the locksmiths shop.
Me: How can I help you?
OG: Need key!
Me: *standing expectantly, with my hand out waiting for him to hand over a key to be copied*
OG: .......
Me: ........
OG: Need key for Hyundai *throws a paper folded into 1" spare at me*
Me: *unfolds paper, it's a title for a Hyundai* I'm sorry I can't make keys from the VIN #, I don't have access to that data base.
OG: Oh, I have code. How much?
Me: $12.50 plus tax
OG: My brother is car dealer in *other city* he don't pay tax.
Me: OK, all I need is a tax exempt certificate.
OG: I don't have with me, but I can call for number.
Me: I can give you the form to fill out, as long as you have the tax number.
OG: $12.50 is too much. Locksmith in *other city* charge us $9.
Me: On my price chart here, it's $12.50, sorry
****
15 minute bitch session ensues about how $12.50 is too much, and locksmiths in other city only charges him $9. I finally tell him, that I'm just the employee and can only go by the price chart. He has two choices:
- Have me make the key and pay $12.50
- Or go to locksmiths in *other city*
"Next please"
He goes out to his Mercedes, to call his brother. Comes back in, cause he's decided to get the key made, even though locksmiths in other city charges $9, we are too expensive, blah, blah blah.
I make the key, ring him up and as he's walking out the door, the phone rings.
It's the other locksmith in town.
"hey, have you heard?" He asks. " No, what" I say
He goes on "I just heard, locksmith in *other city* died yesterday"
Me:


Other locksmith:
Why is that funny?
I told him the story and we both had a good laugh
Me: How can I help you?
OG: Need key!
Me: *standing expectantly, with my hand out waiting for him to hand over a key to be copied*
OG: .......
Me: ........
OG: Need key for Hyundai *throws a paper folded into 1" spare at me*
Me: *unfolds paper, it's a title for a Hyundai* I'm sorry I can't make keys from the VIN #, I don't have access to that data base.
OG: Oh, I have code. How much?
Me: $12.50 plus tax
OG: My brother is car dealer in *other city* he don't pay tax.
Me: OK, all I need is a tax exempt certificate.
OG: I don't have with me, but I can call for number.
Me: I can give you the form to fill out, as long as you have the tax number.
OG: $12.50 is too much. Locksmith in *other city* charge us $9.
Me: On my price chart here, it's $12.50, sorry
****
15 minute bitch session ensues about how $12.50 is too much, and locksmiths in other city only charges him $9. I finally tell him, that I'm just the employee and can only go by the price chart. He has two choices:
- Have me make the key and pay $12.50
- Or go to locksmiths in *other city*
"Next please"
He goes out to his Mercedes, to call his brother. Comes back in, cause he's decided to get the key made, even though locksmiths in other city charges $9, we are too expensive, blah, blah blah.
I make the key, ring him up and as he's walking out the door, the phone rings.
It's the other locksmith in town.
"hey, have you heard?" He asks. " No, what" I say
He goes on "I just heard, locksmith in *other city* died yesterday"
Me:



Other locksmith:

I told him the story and we both had a good laugh
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