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  • Whine all you like, I don't care...

    ...but call me a ***** and you can get out of my store.

    Okay here goes my first post.

    Background - I work two jobs (3 days at each) and the one that involves customers is working graveyard shifts at the busiest servo (petrol station) in my area.

    So here's the story:
    Wednesday morning is the busiest of the week since it's the lowest point in the price curve, I'll usually have a line backed-up to the back of the store (10-20 people) from the time I open the door at 4am.
    As happens from time-to-time, some "genius" told me the wrong pump (and of course the one $20 cheaper) which isn't discovered until the right customer tries to pay for his fuel about five minutes later.

    Now the "genius" isn't the SC of this story.
    Nope.

    See this happened around the time my replacement showed up and I had to end the day on the system (ie reconcile all the day's data).
    Now normally I would have continued to deal with the problem of the misspoken pumps but coworker told me to do the end of day, she'd solve the problem if I used till 2 to clear some of the line.

    Problem is, until I count up my till drawer and reset it for the next shift I can only accept EFTPOS (cards) through till 2 and am specifically calling out "Anybody with card only?" before/after each customer, in my usual inside voice (ie booming).
    Everyone is understanding except:

    Regular pain-in-the-ass SC comes to the counter with a few drinks and cash in his hand.
    Me - Sorry I can only take cards at the moment.
    SC - Where's your sign?
    Me - (if I had time to make a sign I would've just counted the till) Sorry I ca...
    SC - Where's your F***ing sign? I've been waiting *blah blah blah*
    Me - (then you would've heard me like the other dozen or so customers)
    SC - You're a d**khead you know that
    SC gets into line, pushing in front of a nice regular old guy and continues ranting at me.
    SC - This is ridiculous. You're a c**khead
    Me - Do you have fuel to pay for?
    SC - No
    Me - Then bring your stuff up here...
    SC brings drinks to counter
    Me - ...and get out! You're no longer welcome here.
    SC - ****swearing**** I'm gonna call your boss.
    Me - *waving* Bu-bye.
    SC leaves and other customers laugh.
    Finish the line and take my till drawer into the office to count it (and listen to my mp3 player).

    Come back out after finishing up the till.
    CW - You're a little hot-headed today.
    Me - Five months and counting.
    CW - huh?
    Me - Haven't sworn at a customer in five months.


    So there's the first glimpse into my night job.
    "F*ck the begrudgers" - Billy Connolly

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    Cookies are with Evil Queen, Astro Burgers are with Smiley and the Brain Bleach I think is with Irv.

    By the way, are you Australian? Just that a lot of the slang sounds familiar.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

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      So what happened to the person whose pump was already paid for by the person who owed more money? Just wondering...

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        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
        the Brain Bleach I think is with Irv.
        Not that I know of. I do know I have a finely-tuned on hand.

        Just the thing to dispose of those pesky SCs! The pieces can be spread into your garden soil as a handy fertilizer for your fruits and vegetables and flowers.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          Retail Workhorse had the supply of BrainBleach but I think our next shipment is in soon. I'll deliver it then. ;p


          I've said the wrong pump before, thanfully I've never lost money from it.

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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart17 View Post
            By the way, are you Australian? Just that a lot of the slang sounds familiar.
            Yeah I'm in BrisVegas.

            So what happened to the person whose pump was already paid for by the person who owed more money? Just wondering...
            Coworker looked up the wrong sale and recreated it for him. Dude was a little dissapointed he couldn't just go since his pump was already paid for.
            "F*ck the begrudgers" - Billy Connolly

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