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  • So the son of god stopped by today...

    It was about a hour before closing, and in walks this guy wearing a bicycle helmet, elbow & knee pads, a backpack and a belt with more pouches than Batman's.

    I didn't hear what he said when he walked up to the cashiers, but I could tell they were

    When he walked out, they were

    Apparently he introduced himself as the "son of god" and if they wanted to know more, they should go to his website.

    Too bad the girls were too stunned to remember it.
    Last edited by Dark Psion; 10-17-2009, 12:54 AM.
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  • #2
    Quoth Dark Psion View Post
    and a belt with more pouches than Batman's.
    But... Batman is cool. This guy is wierd. Batman isn't weird. Batman is god. Batman only has one son, and he doesn't wear pads.
    Last edited by protege; 10-20-2009, 03:48 PM. Reason: Quote tag :)
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    • #3
      So what happens? You go to the website, look at it, and yell "JESUS CHRIST!"?

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      • #4
        Quoth Dark Psion View Post
        It was about a hour before closing, and in walks this guy wearing a bicycle helmet, elbow & knee pads, a backpack and a belt with more pouches than Batman's.
        Nothing else?

        I'd be too stunned to remember his web address, too!

        If he was actually wearing clothing under all that then he's just a garden variety cuckoo. And why wouldn't the Son of God be expected to follow all the proper safety precautions?
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        • #5
          See and I just figured he was a hispanic rollerblader named Jesus.
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          • #6
            I wonder if i know him? We have a customer at EnergyCorp who refers to himself as Jesus christ and says he is the god of power. He's well known throughout the entire company.

            He threatened to cut our power off once too.

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            • #7
              Quoth Dark Psion View Post
              in walks this guy wearing a bicycle helmet, elbow & knee pads, a backpack and a belt with more pouches than Batman's.
              Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
              Nothing else?
              I was going to ask that.
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              • #8
                Found out what he asked for.

                Apparently he can turn water into wine, but he can't break a $100.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Dark Psion View Post
                  Apparently he can turn water into wine, but he can't break a $100.
                  If he really was the Son of God, then all he had to do was read the bill and wait.

                  It does say "In God We Trust", after all. Surely SoG could trust Dear Old Dad to make change for His Only Begotten Son.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Dark Psion View Post
                    Apparently he introduced himself as the "son of god"
                    Aren't all men the 'Son of God'? Forgive me if I'm not entirely up to date on my knowledge of the Bible...
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Dark Psion View Post
                      Apparently he introduced himself as the "son of god" and if they wanted to know more, they should go to his website.
                      Oh, please. There's a lot of Jesus' around here. Went to school (1st grade through high school graduation) with one.

                      Of course, we usually call them "Chuy"....
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Juwl View Post
                        Aren't all men the 'Son of God'? Forgive me if I'm not entirely up to date on my knowledge of the Bible...
                        That's pretty much what I was thinking.

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                        • #13
                          What do you mean, Batman isn't weird?
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                          • #14
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                            Quoth Dark Psion View Post
                            and a belt with more pouches than Batman's.
                            QUOTE]

                            But... Batman is cool. This guy is wierd. Batman isn't weird. Batman is god. Batman only has one son, and he doesn't wear pads.
                            Exactly. That guy has MORE pouches than Batman. Since Batman is the ultimate cool, having fewer OR more pouches makes you uncool.

                            Additionally: *high-five on knowing Batman has a son*
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                              Additionally: *high-five on knowing Batman has a son*
                              Well... said son is currently Batman... gave Deadman quite a start recently...

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