That pesky "law" thingy I hide behind all the time....

[Argabarga]

-Why was my Expedition towed from the Concrete Palace Apartments?
-It didn’t have a permit to be there.
-But there were like 50 open spaces in that lot!
-I’m sorry sir, but you need to have a permit to park there, it’s private property, and those are the rules the property management have set up.
-I don’t appreciate you hiding behind the law!
-Excuse me?
-You’re hiding behind the law!
-I’m not hiding behind anything, you asked me a question, I gave you an answer
-Well, whatever *click*

Yeah, the nerve of me following the law and telling the truth… how am I ever going to get elected to public office at this rate?

[EvilEmpryss]

See, he wanted to hear that you're actually a gremlin spying on him, determined to do your utmost to personally see that his life is a living hell. It's what you were born to do, and it validates his sense of self-importance and paranoia.

Otherwise, the world is just a nasty place where random acts of stupidity are cruelly punished by those who can read.

[bainsidhe]

SC: You're hiding behind the law!

OP: Nope, I just enjoy mocking your pain.

[jackfaire]

ME: Sorry sir but that is the regulations we have to follow per the public utilities commission

SC: Who do I complain to about this?

Me: Try the guy you voted into office.

[Soulstealer]

I don't understand how 'hiding behind the law' is supposed to be bad? If it's the law you have to follow it how is this 'hiding'?

[Nurian]

"Sir, there are two people on this line. One was doing his job and following the wishes of the apartment's owners. The other knowingly parked his penis ext- SUV in the wrong place. I'm sorry, who's wrong here?"

[Victoria J]

How dare you win arguments by being right. Everyone knows that's cheating.

Victoria J.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Simple Answer...

"Sir, if you don't like me hiding behind the law, then stop breaking it."