Code Brown (Short and..."Sweet.")

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Finally. Finally I'm done for the day. Packing up my equipment to leave, headed for the timeclock, when my eyes feast upon Mr. Droopy Drawers, who has now become Mr. Poopy Drawers, waddling down the aisle towards HBA--hopefully the adult diaper aisle.

So that's why his drawers are slung so low.

Back at headquarters, I inform my LOD that I'm having a "crack" problem. It's a Full Moon at the Bullseye, which is no longer red, but dark brown.

My boss is a sort of a Peppermint Patty, which is great most of the time, as was this time. She headed for the door, announcing, "This sounds like a job for...ME!" Couldn't help busting out laughing.

[Andara Bledin]

You know... this post is extra funny when taken along with your user name.

^-.-^

[fireheart]

This post is great. But yes, Andrea is right

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Talk about somebody having a crappy day . . . poor old guy did - literally.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

I was going to say something to him, but I thought it best to butt out.

[jackfaire]

I was going to say something to him, but I thought it best to butt out.

*rolls eyes* You have a cracked sense of humor

[dalesys]

*rolls eyes* You have a crack sense of humor

Fixed phrasing

[Nurian]

Maybe you should have told him to just SCAT!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I was going to say something to him, but I thought it best to butt out.

I see what you did there.

[Seshat]

Honestly, if you know you have that problem, continence undies.

If you get the reusables, they're not even that expensive (over time) or inconvenient (use the same techniques as for reusabled nappies/diapers).

Ah well. The ones who DO use the continence equipment are the ones noone ever notices. Because they do.