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  • The Slow Loser and the Battery

    This one happened yesterday. I didn't get around to posting this yesterday, as after I was done with work, I went out to the casino and to have a few drinks to (hopefully) forget about this loser. Yes, he was the only loser that I had last night. Everyone else was quite pleasant, considering the time of year. And I apologize, for a couple of the direct quotes that are going to be in here have some bad words in them. Sorry in advance.

    I had huge lines all day, and the CSM's were calling backup all day. I had FINALLY got through my line, and was enjoying my small break in customers, when this guy shows up. He has a jug of oil, a car battery, and something else I can't remember.

    I ring up everything, and total it out. The guy tells me to "take the five off this." It's his EBT card (food stamps/cash from the state or federal government card (I don't know which government its from, sorry)). So I go ahead and do that, and he puts in his pin number and everything, and that is just fine. I tell him the total for the rest, and he pulls out his stash of 100 dollar bills, and pays with one of them. (On a side note, it's always bugged me when people supposedly on welfare have more money than I do, and I'm working; they're not)

    So my drawer is open, and I'm trying to hand him the change. He asks me if I charged him the $5 core charge for the battery. (I should mention here that I saw the old battery in the cart; I can't do returns at my register. I assumed he would go there after and get the $5 back at the service desk) I told him that the only way I could have taken the $5 off was if he brought the old battery back first, and they service desk would have given him a paper to show me (that's the only way I know that they DID bring another battery back, otherwise, they'd get $5 off without doing anything; it's my (and the store's) way of making sure)

    After I tell him that, he starts saying, "What kind of shit are you doing to me? I should have went to the fucking auto parts store down the street"

    I didn't say anything at that point. He asks me if I can do the return at my register (I was thinking, "didn't I already tell you that?") and I went through the process again, explaining that I can't do returns at my register.

    Then he asks me if there's a long line at the service desk. I try to look, but there is a barrier that blocks my view. I said I didn't think there was, but I can't be certain, as there is a barrier in my view. Then he talks about how he's "in a hurry and can't be bothered with this shit"

    Then he goes on to say that if there is a long line at the service desk, he'll just take his money back now and go somewhere else. You don't know how happy I was to tell him (yet again) that I can't do returns at my register, and he'd have to go to the service desk anyway - to get his money back for the things he just bought, or to get the $5 back for the old battery.

    He walked off, mumbling about how I "put him through so much shit to get a fucking $5 core charge removed"

    Oh well.

    I was getting annoyed because I told him at least twice about how I couldn't give him the $5 core charge off without him bringing the other one back first. I told him explicitly that the service desk would be happy to give him the $5 back, as they could could do the returns. And there were at least 3 instances where I had to tell him I couldn't do returns at my register.

    Why do I always get all the slow, angry old men?
    "I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"

  • #2
    Bitching about $5 when he has a stash of $100's in his pocket? ... logic?


    Oh, yeah.

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    • #3
      In all the time he spent bitching, he probably could have already gotten his $5 back at the service desk. But then, we all know that most SCs aren't Mensa members.

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      • #4
        I had one kind of like that, but she hadn't had her Paxil in a few days per her admission, and boy howdy, did it show. In the future ma'am, if the drive thru line is too slow for your liking, come inside. And when you do come up to my window, don't spend 10 minutes whining about how slow the line was. Let me get a word in edgewise, and I'll get you the frack out of here.

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        • #5
          Ohhhhhhhhhh god damn I hate battery SCs so much!
          free from the evil clutches of crappy tire

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          • #6
            I'm suprised you went to a casino of all places to unwind after dealing with a stupid customer like that. From what I've seen those places are frequently packed with them. Of course it wouldn't have been a shocker if you ran into that same guy blowing his badly needed government aid on gambling.
            "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

            When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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            • #7
              And that's why I'm glad that all battery refunds (for the $5 deposit) are handled by the register selling the new battery printing out a refund slip to be taken to the service desk here. No one expects the cashier to be able to take the $5 off at my store, because we don't have coupons or anything like that to process them. Just cash handed over at the service desk.
              "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
              - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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