It's been a while since I last posted, so here's a new story about a group of SC's. I was working as a rides operator at Knott's Berry Farm on a ride called Kingdom of the Dinosaurs. For those who don't know about this ride, it is basically a kiddie ride that takes you back in time to the time of the dinosaurs, filled with large, crappy animatronic dinosaurs in various states of disrepair. The ride consists of 30 cars, arranged in 3 trains of 10. The trains stop inside the ride to load and unload. I was working the On Ride position, where I basically sat in the back of the train and slept.
This night was special though, because I was working Halloween haunt, which is a promotion Knott's runs where the park stays open extra late (2 or 4am) and where the patrons are mostly jerk-off teens. So, it's about 1:30 am and I am sitting in the back of the train, trying to catch a nap, when I smell the unmistakable and very strong, spicy aroma of marijuana. I stop the train and get out to investigate, taking deep breaths through my nose to try and pinpoint the location of the miscreant. I make my choice, and hike up to the load/unload area to tell my boss what's going on. He calls security and tells me to go on break. I ask him why, and he told me that when I came up into the dock area, I was weaving like I was drunk. That's right everyone, some punk teenager got me high on the job. That was probably my best moment at work ever, having my boss know that I'm high as a kite, and can't really bust me for it because it was a contact high. After I came back from break, the ride was closed down to find the roach as evidence against the teens. There were more of them than I thought, 6 in all, all lined up against the wall with park cops guarding them. They were waiting for the real cops to come and arrest them. I found out later that the one that flicked the roach into the ride actually went to jail for attempted arson. Yay for stoner guests!

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