It's not my job to do your planning

[Food Lady]

So I get this lady with a bunch of items and she wants gift receipts. I can itemize 1 receipt for each item, but not groups of items, so if there's a bunch of stuff, I print them out at the end, one for each recipient. Each receipt has the whole transaction on it, but that's fine. I don't even tell my customers because they get confused. I just ask how many people they need receipts for.

So I asked this lady how many. Her response: "I don't know. I need one for each." Notice she didn't specify each person or item. I say I just need to know how many. She snaps, "Well, you're the cashier girl." So I ask again and she says something about having to figure out groups of items, etc.

Yeah, because that's my job. She should've figured all that out before. So I gave her the world's longest tape of gift receipts. It wasn't even so much the not understanding, but the condescending attitude she gave me, and the EW expectations.

[mikoyan29]

Sorry Lady...ESP was not one of the job qualifications....

[Mnemjian]

" Well, you're the cashier girl."

"Well, you're the entitled stuck-up b. What's your point?"

[jackfaire]

Wait I have ESP what other powers do I have?

*Waves hand in front of woman's face*

"These are not the gift receipts your looking for"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Trust me on this: if I were equipped with ESP or any type of mind-reading capabilities, I wouldn't be working in a grocery store.

I'd have my own show on cable tv.

[jackfaire]

I'd have my own show on cable tv.

Like Peter Venkman (sp?)

[dbuzman]

Trust me on this: if I were equipped with ESP or any type of mind-reading capabilities, I wouldn't be working in a grocery store.

I'd have my own show on cable tv.

Nah, if you can read minds, go hang out by wall street til you pick up a hot tip and then you can get rich.

[protege]

I'd have my own show on cable tv.

Screw that. I'd be busy taking over the planet

[Jay 2K Winger]

Trust me on this: if I were equipped with ESP or any type of mind-reading capabilities, I wouldn't be working in a grocery store.

I'd have my own show on cable tv.

Nah, I'd get on Jeopardy and read Trebek's mind to get the answers, and leave Ken Jennings' record in the goddamn dust.

[jackfaire]

Nah, I'd get on Jeopardy and read Trebek's mind to get the answers, and leave Ken Jennings' record in the goddamn dust.

LOL Might be more helpful if you read his mind for the questions otherwise you might as well just read the answers off the board.

[wolfie]

If I could read minds, I'd play poker.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If I could read minds, I'd play poker.

If I could read minds, I'd be doing the talk show rounds and possibly have my own reality show on cable.

Hey, a lady can dream, can't she?

[tropicsgoddess]

If I could read minds, I'd play poker.

Forget that! I'd play the lotto or powerball!

[protege]

I'd play the lotto or powerball!

...and then throw a massive CS party!

[petite]

This reminds me of one of my favorite replies when you ask a caller at my work for their Customer ID number: "Well you should know who I am, I'm one of your best customers!"

I wish I could say they weren't being serious. Buddy, if I had magical powers and I knew who you were without you having to tell me, trust me, I would not be sitting in a broken one-armed chair and taking calls from jackasses like you.