Well what can I say? Customers SUCK.

[Jester]

And if that's the Abby I'm thinking of then Prosciutto on Abby Sciuto would = yum...

If you're thinking of the quirky gothy Abby from NCIS, then you are correct. And yes....yes that would be yummy.

I STILL can't believe she is older than me. I look good for my age, but good lord, woman!

only thing that would make it better is to have some kind of other meat there...
thinking some Italian Sausage maybe...

Or some Polish kielbasa.....

Jewish pastrami?

Russian tongue?

(I can keep going....)

[Ironclad Alibi]

If you aren't allowed to eat something that came from something that has a cloven hoof (as far as I'm aware, correct me if I'm wrong) does that mean you can't eat ninja's?

You're wrong. Ninjas have cloven SHOES, not hooves.

I think RavenQ might be using "ninjas" as a synonym for "camel toes."

[Mr Hero]

Why would I put a NAPKIN in a sandwich?! That napkin was clearly too rolled up to have fallen in there by accident.

Why would SC's even believe this would work when sandwich production is done IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMER!!!

[Lachrymose]

What? You've never gathered around the table at the holidays with your loving family to carve the egg?!?

Or gone on an Easter Turkey hunt?

Oh, god. I almost snorted my soda.

[Nashida]

• What's an "Ajuga pepper"?
• What's "Egg Sauce"?

I'm sorry. I laughed the hardest at these two. I'm still laughing.

[RayvenQ]

I think RavenQ might be using "ninjas" as a synonym for "camel toes."

Nice Idea, but sadly I meant actual Ninja's

[Ben_Who]

Why do I have the creepy feeling these were all the same guy? And, possibly, one sandwich?

Love, Who?

[Jester]

I think RavenQ might be using "ninjas" as a synonym for "camel toes."

Well, that would certainly make a lot of girls I've seen unkosher.

Good thing I don't keep kosher!

Why would SC's even believe this would work when sandwich production is done IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMER!!!

My usual answer, which actually has some basis in fact, and is usually supported by the evidence: because they're fucking idiots.

Oh, god. I almost snorted my soda.

Only almost?

I can do better. I must do better. I WILL do better.

[Imogene]

• How on earth do you manage to manage to empty six sugar packets onto the counter and not hit the open cup?! Is your hand-eye coordination that bad?

My brother once snorted sugar off a restaurant table, for his friends. He hung out with some odd ones.

• No, we don't have Pork,
  
• No, we don't have pork - we have Ham, and Bacon. May we interest you in something different than just "Pork"?
  
• I told you THREE TIMES already that we do NOT HAVE "pork"!!!

"Damn! Three times! It's in the back, growing bacteria so we can kill the morons who actually bother asking for it three times."

[Digitalpotato]

Um, hate to get technical, but ham and bacon ARE pork. So yes, you DO have pork.

What would YOU say if you said "We don't have that, we have ham and bacon" but they said "No, PORK!!!" then?

[Jester]

What would YOU say if you said "We don't have that, we have ham and bacon" but they said "No, PORK!!!" then?

Honestly? I would probably say something along the lines of, "Um, bacon and ham ARE pork!"

Or if I really didn't like the job, I'd probably get fired. Because I'd say something more like "You fucking idiot, where do youo think ham and bacon COME from...sea snails?"

[AccountingDrone]

Honestly? I would probably say something along the lines of, "Um, bacon and ham ARE pork!"

Or if I really didn't like the job, I'd probably get fired. Because I'd say something more like "You fucking idiot, where do youo think ham and bacon COME from...sea snails?"

I just looked in my freezer, and I have turkey ham, and beef based bacon [along with some turkey bacon, and some TVP bacon bits]

I rarely assume anything in a private home, and *in general* in a restaurant you run into pork based ham and bacon unless it is a kosher place...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If you're thinking of the quirky gothy Abby from NCIS, then you are correct. And yes....yes that would be yummy.

I STILL can't believe she is older than me.

At least she's not older than me . . .

*looks through Wikipedia*

Close . . .she's 10 days younger than me (she's March 27th.) I could've sworn she was around 30ish . . .

[cinema guy]

Wow, she's older than me by about 6 months. No way I would have put at the big four oh.

[bunnyboy]

At least she's not older than me . . .

*looks through Wikipedia*

Close . . .she's 10 days younger than me (she's March 27th.) I could've sworn she was around 30ish . . .

And this is why I say she's a cougar I wouldn't mind being pounced by.

On a related note, she's like.... a older younger Betty...