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  • Smell My Meat

    Now I know I don't post here often. Namely because I'm working two jobs and too tired at the end of the day to rehash all the crap I've gone through. Sometimes however I just need to share. My second job is great but the grocery store I cashier at makes me want to pull my hair out some times.

    The other day an elderly woman came through my line when working express. It was BUSY. Lines down the aisles and everything. She was one of those people who pulls their cart still full right up to where I stand and puts one or two items on the belt at a time. She had all these packs of marked down meat. (they get marked down because it's close to it's sell by date) She starts going on and on about how she bought marked down meat before and it was bad. I take a look at the packages and it looks fine. I tell her this but that's not enough. She starts tearing small holes in the shrink wrap and pushing to towards me asking me to smell it. I was at a loss. She then started asking other customers in line. Finally she decides to buy it all and hold onto her receipt. She had sucessfully turned it around on the belt enough that I accidentally touched raw pork. I was was disgusted. I quickly bagged her groceries. The next people in line were understanding when I told them I had to run and find hand wipes.

  • #2
    Ew. People are way too gross sometimes. Glad the next people in line understood.
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    • #3
      Oh dear.

      This story has created such a bizarre mental image in my head.

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      • #4
        makes me wish that checkout lines were monitored for this type of intentional damage, so that returns can be denied. wtf, it's close to its expiration date=you're taking a chance it could be bad. brains on autopilot for common sense decisions=bad idea.

        oh, wait, there goes my common sense again, silly me.
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          Quoth chainedbarista View Post
          makes me wish that checkout lines were monitored for this type of intentional damage, so that returns can be denied. wtf, it's close to its expiration date=you're taking a chance it could be bad. brains on autopilot for common sense decisions=bad idea.

          oh, wait, there goes my common sense again, silly me.
          Right! I buy things at our Right Store Right Price place that are on manager special all the time. I do it because, well, I like my Expensive Foo Foo Coffee Shop drinks and if I save at least $5.00 at the grocery store, I have "earned one". But as soon as I get home, I put them in the freezer, unless I am using it for dinner that night.

          Seriously people! Get a clue!

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          • #6
            I probably shouldn't admit this, but when I first read the thread title my mind conjured up images of a different kind of meat.

            I'll just go shuffle on back to my gutter now.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I probably shouldn't admit this, but when I first read the thread title my mind conjured up images of a different kind of meat.

              I'll just go shuffle on back to my gutter now.
              Don't worry, you weren't the only one.

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              • #8
                things I don't miss when i used to run a seafood department in a grocerey store.

                Reminds me of the old laides who used to want to smell EVERY piece of fish in the case - even on extremely busy days like good Friday.

                Quoth alowlypotato View Post
                Don't worry, you weren't the only one.
                IMO it was deliberate.
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                ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                • #9
                  Oh, I'm afraid I went to a strange place when I read the title of this one... move over in that gutter Irv...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth PixelJockey View Post
                    Oh, I'm afraid I went to a strange place when I read the title of this one... move over in that gutter Irv...
                    My gutter's guttier than your gutter.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Quoth PixelJockey View Post
                      Oh, I'm afraid I went to a strange place when I read the title of this one... move over in that gutter Irv...

                      Move over all of you.. I'm in that gutter too.. the mental images weren't good ones.
                      "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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                      • #12
                        The marked-down meat close to the sell by date isn't bad, just close to the date where the store can't legally sell it anymore. I get my best cuts of meat this way and I'm saving so much I stock-up. I put all the meat in a marinade (brine and mango juice works great!) with some seasoning, let it go for a day, then pack it into the freezer. Meat for a month!

                        I bet she was looking for an excuse for a discount. Wonder if she'll come back to complain you punctured her meat!
                        "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                        • #13
                          *didn't fall in the gutter, but is teetering on the edge* "Does... uh... does this look infected to you?"
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Juwl View Post
                            *didn't fall in the gutter, but is teetering on the edge* "Does... uh... does this look infected to you?"
                            Dunno... was it green and squooshy before?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth draggar View Post
                              IMO it was deliberate.
                              But of course it was.

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