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  • Screaming Bloody Murder!

    So yesterday afternoon, I'd just finished my shift and gone to my room (I was on duty that night and had to stay overnight at the motel). I'd just plopped down on the bed and started chatting with Hubby, when I hear a scream!

    I mean, it sounded like someone was being murdered! I jumped up and headed to the door. Hubby was right behind me. As I get to the door, I hear another, more blood-curdling scream. Oh my God, I thought. Someone's getting the sh*t beat out of them!

    We both fly out the door. Boss Man has also stormed out of his apartment next-door. We're giving each other WTH was that? looks as we run out into the parking lot to try and discern who was screaming...and more importantly, why.

    That's when I see CW standing at the back office door. She has an annoyed, exasperated look on her face. "It's the soccer players," she called to us.


    Earlier that day, a youth soccer team had checked in. Apparently, one of the teammates had purchased a 25-cent bouncy-ball from the vending machine in the lobby and was bouncing it along our 2nd floor balcony, and every time it got away from him, he started screaming! This wasn't playful, childish screaming...no, it was horrible, terrible, someone-is-dying screaming! The last time I heard screaming like that was about a year ago when there was a domestic dispute in one of our rooms...a dispute that ended up with someone in the hospital and another in jail! And then there was this kid, screaming bloody-murder over a bouncy ball!

    "I already asked the parents to quiet him once, but be warned," CW said. "You might have noise complaints tonight."
    Ugh. I just want one night at work where I can sleep through all the way!

    Alas, though, karma had the final laugh. As I departed in my car to take our mutt to the dog park, something hit my windshield. Something small, green, round, and rubbery. It bounced off my car and into the bushes, where retrieval would be near impossible.

    Methinks the parents of the child told him no more bouncy-balls, as all was quiet that night!
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    I noticed kids make that ear-piercing death-shriek for all sorts of reasons:

    - They feel like it.
    - They're hurt.
    - They're having fun.
    - They're scared.
    - They want to see how you'll react.

    Except; it's always the same type of scream, so it's hard to figure-out what's going on!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      I used to have a friend who was a housekeeper at one of the local hotels.

      She said that the absolute worst guests were not the drunks or the underaged party crowd or the sleazy cheating men....

      It was the sports teams and their idiot parents/teachers.

      All the adults would get their own rooms and just shoot the shit all night while the wiley little shits would trash the rooms, scream, shout, bounce, break stuff, and cause a raucus all night long. And it would normally take more than one or two warnings before any of the chaperones would do anything (it also didn't help that this hotel was more SC-friendly than honest/quiet customer friendly).
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        Quoth blas View Post
        It was the sports teams and their idiot parents/teachers.
        This. This this this this. A thousand times this. For this very reason, I no longer go to our local Chipotle on Monday afternoons.

        The soccer teams.

        I came in to see maybe 15 uniformed teenagers in line followed by 10 or so adults. Oy. However, the store has always been good about moving fast, and the wife and I loves us some chicken soft taco goodness, so I decided to wait.

        Another player comes in, the adults wave him on up. I assumed (stupid me) that one of them had run out to a car and was getting back in line.

        Taco-y goodness. I can wait.

        Another comes in. Gets waved up. I frown. Err.

        2 more come in. Get waved up. I catch a mom looking at me and she says 'they're all on the team'. I ask, "So?" She gives me a blank look like that was all the explanation that was needed. I tell her using small words that everyone should be waiting in line in the order they came in like the adults we all are.

        Another one comes in. They start to wave him up. Now Im pissed. I actually get out 'what the hell is wrong with you people?' then realize all of the adults/parents are now staring at me like I have two heads, and give up. I turn to go, along with the three people that had come in behind me.

        Outnumbered by SCs. Sigh. No Taco-y goodness for us.

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        • #5
          Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
          And then there was this kid, screaming bloody-murder over a bouncy ball!

          I would really like to know why it's always bloody murder,, no one ever screams clean murder....or even just murder for that matter....always bloody....
          Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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          • #6
            Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
            I would really like to know why it's always bloody murder
            Because only bloody murders make you scream. Clean ones sneak up on you, so they put you in to shock once you're sure it's murder, and regular ones don't have enough impact for screaming, just shouting.
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            • #7
              Quoth blas View Post
              It was the sports teams and their idiot parents/teachers.
              If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't have believed it. Visiting soccer team, visiting soccer team looses.

              visiting soccer team takes their time leaving. Visiting soccer team's bus stops at fast food place.

              Two home team soccer players work at said fast food place.


              Visiting soccer team trashes and causes damage to fast food place. Cops are called.

              School, parents, chaperons, and players are humiliated on tv, newspaper, and in both schools. (Must also pay for damages.)

              Visiting soccer school no longer visits home soccer school...at all...always an away game now.

              Best comment made by visiting soccer team player? "Well we just wanted to get em back."

              Can we say loser?

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              • #8
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                Because only bloody murders make you scream. Clean ones sneak up on you, so they put you in to shock once you're sure it's murder, and regular ones don't have enough impact for screaming, just shouting.
                Hmmmm you seem to know quite a bit about the subject......not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #9
                  Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                  .not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
                  I suppose it depends on if you think I'm the one discovering bodies, or the one leaving them around to be discovered.
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                  • #10
                    I think the British equivalent is "screaming BLUE murder".

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Chromatix View Post
                      I think the British equivalent is "screaming BLUE murder".
                      This may be a generational thing as well, my grandma always said "blue murder" and she was never in the UK in her live.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                        I suppose it depends on if you think I'm the one discovering bodies, or the one leaving them around to be discovered.

                        well discovering them's fine but leaving them to be discovered-now that's just sloppy. that's the problem with you young'uns these days...no pride in your work....*shakes head-wipes blood spatter off monitor*....what? I have long hair.....
                        Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                          leaving them to be discovered-now that's just sloppy. that's the problem with you young'uns these days...no pride in your work...
                          What are you talking about? Pride in my work is exactly why I leave them to be discovered. I mean, what's the point if no one knows it's ha... *cough* I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                            What are you talking about? Pride in my work is exactly why I leave them to be discovered. I mean, what's the point if no one knows it's ha... *cough* I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about.
                            I always got the best response when people took a few days, and then realised that they needed to start a hunt to see if a body can be found... If there had been a found body all that fun would have been missed!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Shalom View Post
                              This may be a generational thing as well, my grandma always said "blue murder" and she was never in the UK in her live.
                              On the other hand I've lived in the UK my entire life and never heard that before.
                              Last edited by KMMCurly; 12-14-2009, 06:22 PM.
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