Swice? oh, you meant Pepperjack?

[Digitalpotato]

Sometimes, I get some of the weirdest word substitutions ever...

Me: "What kind of cheese?"
C: "this one."
Me: "Which one?" (I reeeeeeallly dislike pointers...)
C: "Swice"
Me: "Swice?"
C: "This one- swice"
Me: "You mean Pepperjack?"
C: "Yeah."
Me: "So you know, it's spicy."
C: "Yeah I want that."



Fortunately he didn't mean "Swiss"...because he got no complaints about the cheese being spicy.

[TheTigress]

I've heard a lot of "OVER roasted chicken breast" requests at my store.

"I'll have an over roasted chicken breast!"

*facepalm*

[Food Lady]

I've heard a lot of "OVER roasted chicken breast" requests at my store. "I'll have an over roasted chicken breast!"

Do you want it all black or just black around the edges?

[bainsidhe]

I tend to point if I'm not sure how it's called. Point at it like "That cheese". Provolone? "Yeah, that's it!"

[TheTigress]

Do you want it all black or just black around the edges?

I was thinking that same thing.

[Kristev]

Burn that chicken and see how they want it.