...you're really gonna use that joke?

[Green_Fairy]

so it being december and me loving putting funky things on my head, i've been wearing antlers for the past month at work. what. it's festive. i've been getting all sorts of jokes. "so how do you fly around the world in one night" to "so where's your red nose?"

today...i had someone say to me "feeling a little horny today, huh? hehehe"

...i looked at him and said "no. they're antlers." and slammed the drive thru window in his face.

i really don't get people

[Kristev]

You should have called him "Guttermind."

[Teskeria]

what you should have done is look at him with a puzzled look for a moment. then look like you suddenly understood and say 'Wow! last person to use that joke was 12 years old!'

Backhanded insults are fun. esp. if they are too stupid to realize you just insulted them.

[cinema guy]

I thought it was pretty funny. But I would never dream of saying it to a stramger.

[SG15Z]

today...i had someone say to me "feeling a little horny today, huh? hehehe"

Wow dude, that's the best you can come up with?

I thought it was pretty funny. But I would never dream of saying it to a stramger.

I personally wouldn't say it to a stranger, but I'd probably wouldn't want to say it to a stramger either.

[Imogene]

"feeling a little horny today, huh? hehehe"

There's a comic strip out there, called Casey and Andy, Andy has a relationship with Satan, in the form of a girl (She has many forms...) In one arc, Satan loses all her powers of evil, losing her ever-present horns. Later, when she reclaims her throne in Hell from the usurper, she goes to see Andy, he asks her how she feels, and the net comic is six panels of her saying she's horny... Andy blurts in the last panel, "Okay! I get it, your horns came back..." and stalks off. Satan reaches up and says, "My horns are back?"

[El Pollo Guerrera]

I would have asked if your name was Olive...

[Plaidman]

There's a comic strip out there, called Casey and Andy, Later, when she recalims her throne in Hell from the usurper, she goes to see Andy, he asks her how she feels, and the net comic is six panels of her saying she's horny... Andy blurts in the last panel, "Okay! I get it, your horns came back..." and stalks off. Satan reaches up and says, "My horns are back?"

Link please....

Yeah, bad joke. Really bad. Though my first instict (thus retort) would have been "Yeah, I'm Santa's gift for the good boys, your not on the list"

[cinema guy]

http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=152

[Green_Fairy]

I would have asked if your name was Olive...

lol actually i've been going by prancer all week ^_^

[thedrunkenmonkey]

lol actually i've been going by prancer all week ^_^

Wait, you're wearing antlers on your head and calling yourself "Prancer" all week and you're surprised you get stoopid comments by people in a drive-through who feel like your antlers are comment-worthy, even if one of them happens to be a proctologically-minded orc?

Er...yeah. Okay there.

Just sayin'. Don't be shocked when money comes out of the ATM.

[mikoyan29]

I heard that joked killed when Cicero would tell it in the Senate.