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    Ok, so I work in a call centre - inbound sales and customer service for an internet provider, and my days are spent sorting out peoples billing issues.

    It takes 3 business days for a broadband internet to be changed to a new address. (adsl, internet codes run along the phone line)

    23 December, and I get this fun phone call...

    SC = sucky customer
    Me = me

    Me: "Thank you for calling.... You're speaking with scorpionf, how can I help with your internet enquiry?"
    SC: "I asked for my internet to be moved last week and I still can't access my internet"
    Me: "Ok, I will have a look into that for you" *checks out the order, and previous consultant had stuffed up, and moved the internet codes back onto the same phone line instead of onto the new one*, "I apologise for the inconvenience, however, the previous consultant did not complete the move order correctly, what I can do for you is place the move order again, rebate you for the downtime of no internet, waive the relocation fee, and manually place the internet codes on your phone line, and there is a 50/50 chance you will be able to connect to the internet by 5pm tomorrow"
    SC: "Well, that's not good enough, I want that person fired because I got my kids computer games for christmas, how are they supposed to play them with no internet?"
    Me: I do apologise for the inconvenience, however, I cannot 100% guarantee that the internet will work, as we are not supposed to place the internet codes on the phone line manually, however, as this is not your fault, I have done this, so you will hopefully have the internet over christmas. We do have our own internal feedback system, and I will put through feedback on the consultant who did not place the move order correctly"
    SC: "That's not going to do me any good is it? I am giving my kids computer games, which they will not be able to play because of your incompetence, you enjoy your christmas presents won't you, because my kids will not be able to enjoy theirs" *disconnected call*


    Yeah, I only went out of my way to help you, rebated you when I did not have to, waived the relocation fee when I did not have to, and also placed an order manually so there was at least a chance you would have internet over the long weekend, which I did not have to do either....

  • #2
    Whatta ya wanna bet he was just low on his....'movies', shall we say?

    >.> No I'm not a horrible jerk at all, why do you ask? <.<

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    • #3
      Maybe she should take them to an all day church service so that they won't miss the internet.

      Or maybe she does get the internet but a storm knocks down all the lines

      oh, the title made a jingle in my head:

      Christmas B*tch, Christmas B*tch,
      B*tching all the way...
      Last edited by depechemodefan; 12-27-2009, 02:53 AM. Reason: adding
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

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      • #4
        But, of course you should've sent somebody out right that very minute to wipe her ass and hold her hand until the internet worked. Didn't you know that?
        "I'm starting to see a pattern in the men I date" - Miss Piggy, Muppet Treasure Island

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        • #5
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          Maybe she should take them to an all day church service so that they won't miss the internet.

          Or maybe she does get the internet but a storm knocks down all the lines

          oh, the title made a jingle in my head:

          Christmas B*tch, Christmas B*tch,
          B*tching all the way...
          Bitching to you and your boss so she could get her waaaaay
          Christmas Bitch, Christmas Bitch
          Bitching All the Way!
          Oh how she will bitch in your ear if you don't wipe her rear!
          Last edited by tropicsgoddess; 12-27-2009, 04:22 AM.
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          • #6
            I feel your pain.

            Contrary to popular SC belief, life doesn't end when the internet stops working.
            Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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            • #7
              Quoth Blade_Raver View Post

              Contrary to popular SC belief, life doesn't end when the internet stops working.
              In this household it does! LOL But we have seven computers and teens and man addicted to the internet.

              Sounds like most of my escalated calls at work on the customer service line. They frequently ask me to bend the laws of time and space and legality to make sure their recipient has overpriced flowers then proceed to crazy cakes town when I tell them it just ain't gonna happen.

              Let's all sing another chorus!

              "Christmas Bitch, Christmas Bitch
              Lying through the phone
              She doesn't actually have a brain, her head is stuffed with bone"
              "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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              • #8
                Quoth Blade_Raver View Post
                I feel your pain.

                Contrary to popular SC belief, life doesn't end when the internet stops working.
                I'd have to disagree with that.

                That lady was a bitch though. Who does she think she is to demand someones termination and why the hell does she care?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Blade_Raver View Post
                  I feel your pain.

                  Contrary to popular SC belief, life doesn't end when the internet stops working.
                  Huh? Who wants to deal with life outside the Internet?????
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #10
                    Unless they were MMOs... O_o;

                    But see, then I would have just removed everything that was done, stopped the waiving of the fee, etc, with a note saying "Customer did not accept solution."

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