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I had about five beer thief today, but only two really worth talking about.
1:
In a scene simluar to the Peanut MM thief a man goes around, and puts two beers into his coat pocket while I"m dealing with customers. He comes up and puts a five dollar bill on the counter and asks for change.
I grab the bill, take a step back.
"No, I'll keep the five, or you can give the beer back"
Thief: "Wha? What are you talking about?"
Me: The beer you put in your pocket.
Thief: "I have no idea what your talking about"
Me: "Fine. My money now. Or we can call police, your choice"
At this point, 'black market man' (He is always selling stuff. Whatever you want). comes in, and I'm asking for my beer back to the thief. Finally the thief pulls out one beer.
ME: "I want the other one too"
Thief: "Its the same one, can I pay for it?"
Me: "No its not the same one, give it back now"
Thief: "But I don't have more!"
Me: *picking up phone*
Black Market: "You better give the beer back you stupid ********
Thief finally gives back the other, more expensive beer. I give back his five.
Thief: Can I still have change?
Me and blackmarket guy, both at the same time, "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK?"
The guy leaves, and Blackmarket /escourts him/ swearing and calling him all kinds of names from the door, and begging me to let him go kick the guy's ass.
(I'm all for thieves being beaten, but the guy was so small and weak looking, Clay Aiken could kick his ass). I had to talk him down, and hopefully he listened.
IDIOT 2:
A man comes in, and gets a 12 pack of beer. I get money, he leaves happy. Also leaves his cellphone. During my shift, its gets really busy, but that cellphone is ringing off the hook by the same number. Once I'm cleared of customers, I use our phone to call said number off cell that is ringing off the hook. The guy answers, and I tell him that whomever he is calling, they left their cellphone at our store at x address. He tells me its his, and he'll be there to get it in a moment.
About five minutes later, he comes back. I give him his cellphone. He goes and grabs an 18 pack of beer, and just tells me thanks as he leaves.
I call nonemergency, give description. When cop comes to sign my report and get description, he is laughing about the guy leaving his cell, and the fact I just hit redail on our phone to get that number. I give said number to police.
No idea what they're going to do, but they'll be able to get said guy pretty easy from that number I'm guessing.
1:
In a scene simluar to the Peanut MM thief a man goes around, and puts two beers into his coat pocket while I"m dealing with customers. He comes up and puts a five dollar bill on the counter and asks for change.
I grab the bill, take a step back.
"No, I'll keep the five, or you can give the beer back"
Thief: "Wha? What are you talking about?"
Me: The beer you put in your pocket.
Thief: "I have no idea what your talking about"
Me: "Fine. My money now. Or we can call police, your choice"
At this point, 'black market man' (He is always selling stuff. Whatever you want). comes in, and I'm asking for my beer back to the thief. Finally the thief pulls out one beer.
ME: "I want the other one too"
Thief: "Its the same one, can I pay for it?"
Me: "No its not the same one, give it back now"
Thief: "But I don't have more!"
Me: *picking up phone*
Black Market: "You better give the beer back you stupid ********
Thief finally gives back the other, more expensive beer. I give back his five.
Thief: Can I still have change?
Me and blackmarket guy, both at the same time, "WHAT THE F*** DO YOU THINK?"
The guy leaves, and Blackmarket /escourts him/ swearing and calling him all kinds of names from the door, and begging me to let him go kick the guy's ass.
(I'm all for thieves being beaten, but the guy was so small and weak looking, Clay Aiken could kick his ass). I had to talk him down, and hopefully he listened.
IDIOT 2:
A man comes in, and gets a 12 pack of beer. I get money, he leaves happy. Also leaves his cellphone. During my shift, its gets really busy, but that cellphone is ringing off the hook by the same number. Once I'm cleared of customers, I use our phone to call said number off cell that is ringing off the hook. The guy answers, and I tell him that whomever he is calling, they left their cellphone at our store at x address. He tells me its his, and he'll be there to get it in a moment.
About five minutes later, he comes back. I give him his cellphone. He goes and grabs an 18 pack of beer, and just tells me thanks as he leaves.
I call nonemergency, give description. When cop comes to sign my report and get description, he is laughing about the guy leaving his cell, and the fact I just hit redail on our phone to get that number. I give said number to police.
No idea what they're going to do, but they'll be able to get said guy pretty easy from that number I'm guessing.
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