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    It was december 20th, and I was working the pharmacy floor, and my shift was killer busy. I was puting about 50 foot spa's on the very top of the store shelves to store them for the time being, and I was 8 feet up on a 12 foot ladder trying to make my way to the top with a box under my arm, with two boxes on top of my ladder, when an SC (seeing that I obviously had nothing to do) said:

    "Hey! You need to show me where the Christmas stars are!"

    The SC and I obviously come from comletely different backrounds, as his definition of "need" is a bit different from mine. But, whatever. I am paid by the hour. I take care of my boxes, come down off the ladder, and show the SC where the stars that go on top of the Christmas tree's are. This was not very hard, as they were less than six feet from where he was standing in one of the stores Christmas aisles.

    Me "There they are sir."

    SC "That's all you got?"

    Me "Well, yes."

    SC "Don't you have any more Christmas stars in another part of the store?"

    Me "I'm sorry?"

    SC "Isn't there another section of the store with Christmas tree stars?"

    Me "Ummmm... No sir, there is not."

    SC "Really? This is the ONLY place in the entire store where you can find Christmas tree stars? You can't take me to another part of the store with Christmas tree stars?"

    I wanted to say "WHERE dude? To the OTHER Christmas section of the store where we have 300 square feet reserved for Christmas decorations with a 20 foot long sign that says "Your Christmas Headquarters", or did you want me to take you to the part of the store where we keep Christmas stars on the shelves year round?"

    Me "I am very sorry sir, but all we have is right here."

    SC "So that's it?"

    Me "Yes, I am afraid so". I then grabbed two boxes, and went back up my ladder. The customer just stood there for about 20 seconds half expecting me to appologise for not walking around the store with him, and then went on his way. But all and all, what did he expect me to do? Run around the store with him for the next 30 minutes looking for something that I knew for a fact did not exist?

    Still though, I am getting better with my customer psychology. An SC is fairly easy to see coming (especially the do what I say or your manager will fire you SC's) and they will walk all over you if you let them, but if you stay polite while showing some backbone, the SC's will give up.
    Last edited by Grrrrrrr; 12-28-2009, 03:05 AM.
    "Sorry, the restaurant is closed in honor of customer appreciation day."

  • #2
    Reminds me of the joke of the origins of the Christmas Angel....

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    • #3
      "SC "Really? This is the ONLY place in the entire store where you can find Christmas tree stars? You can't take me to another part of the store with Christmas tree stars?"

      Just follow me the baseball bat section and I'll show you more stars than there are in heaven!
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        "SC "Really? This is the ONLY place in the entire store where you can find Christmas tree stars? You can't take me to another part of the store with Christmas tree stars?"

        Just follow me the baseball bat section and I'll show you more stars than there are in heaven!

        Aaahahahaahahaha. Brillllllant!

        You should start your own brand. Call it, the "Loui-Star Collection"? xD

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        • #5
          Ah yes, the mystical "other place" where everything non-existant that a SC wants is magically located. Of course, since you didn't immediately wormhole them over to the "other place" then you are a bad employee and deserve to be annoyed/berated/fired
          !
          "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Just follow me the baseball bat section and I'll show you more stars than there are in heaven!
            Apparently great minds *do* think alike. I was soooo tempted to post something like that, or "keep it up buddy, and you'll be seeing stars." But, you beat me to it
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              Just follow me the baseball bat section and I'll show you more stars than there are in heaven!


              Talk about educating the SC on the Constellations . . .
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Talk about educating the SC on the Constellations . . .
                I can see it now...

                *thwack*
                "Right here is the North Star...."
                *thwack*
                "Down here is the Little Bear. Er did I say 'Little Bear?' Sorry, I meant 'little balls.'"
                Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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                • #9
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post


                  Talk about educating the SC on the Constellations . . .
                  Well, I didn't planet that way, but...

                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Unfortunately, the hellhole store I work for DOES put some items in the other place. Instead of putting the men's pajamas in the men's dept, they put a display of them back by Toys. The men's long underwear are displayed over by Office Supply and the women's pajamas and jewelry boxes are in Seasonal by the Christmas trees.

                    And sometimes they put the holiday tee shirts right next to grocery.

                    So, it's no wonder I get the "Do you have these anywhere else" question on a daily basis.
                    Retail Haiku:
                    Depression sets in.
                    The hellhole is calling me ~
                    I don't want to go.

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