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  • Sales Tax Idiot

    So we do sales tax for our client companies, which is due by the end of the following month. In order to do this, we MUST have the company's bank statements so we know their income for the month.

    Today--TODAY! Like 10 minutes ago-- a client comes in and gives us his November bank statements, and thinks we're going to get the sales tax finished in time to mail it in by the end of the month.

    Yeah, it'll take lots of extra cash for that. And he KNOWS he needed to get these in. I have personally been bugging him about it all month. And now he's complaining that it's going to rack up penalties because WE won't get it finished on time.

    Hand me a salmon!
    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

  • #2
    Oh, that is sooo familiar.

    I don't want to hijack your thread but I'll just say this...

    Procrastinators suck.

    Procastinators who blame OTHERS suck balls.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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    • #3
      I think more than karma is going to hit this idiot between the eyes!

      ---------------------------

      "The road to success is paved with low-grade asphalt" - Dudley DoRight's horse

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      • #4
        Update: His sales tax got finished, because Sup took it home and put in the income.

        She's on vacation.

        *headdesk*
        "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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        • #5
          Noooooo!

          Bad sup! Bad!

          :hands over salmon:
          The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

          The stupid is strong with this one.

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          • #6
            Noooooo!

            Bad sup! Bad!

            :hands over salmon:

            Hands over another salmon (now you have one for client and one for sup)

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            • #7
              You know, I was annoyed on principle, but now I have to do all the rest of their bookkeeping that isn't income. That involves a lot of transfers around all their bank statements, and without ANY notes from whoever does the income, it's a bloody pain in the rear entrance.

              So now I have a practical reason to hate this client.
              "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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              • #8
                How's the saying go?

                "Lack of planning on your part is not an emergency on my part."
                Sometimes life is altered.
                Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                Uneasy with confrontation.
                Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                • #9
                  Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post

                  Hand me a salmon!
                  I'm on it!



                  Quoth MadMike View Post
                  How's the saying go?

                  "Lack of planning on your part is not an emergency on my part."

                  Sounds about right. We say that a bit too much around here.....plus I think this deserves a bit more than that. OH I got it!

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                  Yeah that'll do

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                  • #10
                    Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
                    it's a bloody pain in the rear entrance.
                    I thought that was an exit.
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      I thought that was an exit.
                      Depends how many shots I've had.
                      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dips View Post
                        Procrastinators suck.
                        I'm going to be very insulted over this tomorrow.
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                          I'm going to be very insulted over this tomorrow.
                          I'll be thinking about being insulted about that sometime next week.

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                          • #14
                            Oops. I probably should edit that post sometime.
                            The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                            The stupid is strong with this one.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post

                              Hand me a salmon!

                              Sure thing! I increased the trout slapping for this SC's procastination and douchebaggery.
                              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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