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  • #16
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    CW: Baguettes?
    Me: No. We have no bread related products. No bread, no rolls, no buns, no baguettes. Nothing.
    CW: OK, but the stupid customer keeps sending me in to ask!
    "No buns, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!"

    As always, cookie for the reference. XD

    As for vegetarian lady; she sounds like a total crank. -.- I bet that some restaurants she goes to deliberately drip meat juice on her meals cuz of the fuss she makes. O_o Not right, but making a giant fuss like that will not endear you to cooks at all.
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    • #17
      Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
      "No buns, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks!"

      As always, cookie for the reference. XD
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      • #18
        Yup, that's it! XD Strangely, that instantly sprang to mind when I read about the no bread.
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        • #19
          Those are the times I wish I were a customer in there and heard that. I'd have loved to go up to the guy and told him I turned the menu around just to screw with his head.

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          • #20
            Pleeeeeeezzze

            I'm a vegetarian (boarding on vegan-eating at times) and I know if I go to a pub or "regular" resteraunt the cooks will be handeling meat (though I do hope not their own at the time) That's why there are vegan places or your own kitchen

            Though just to give her one grain of brown rice of credibility....she may have been allergic to meat ( I had a friend who was). Though if that was the case, she shouldn't have been there


            Not all of us tofu-chugging dirty tree huggers are like that!
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            • #21
              "Not all of us tofu-chugging dirty tree huggers are like that! "

              ????

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              • #22
                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                Yup, that's it! XD Strangely, that instantly sprang to mind when I read about the no bread.
                Just remember that in order to stop the toast talk, you need a ten-pound lump hammer and a garbage disposal.

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                • #23
                  I didn't handle meat yesterday, but, unfortunately, I did stare really hard at a couple of cows, guess I'm out.
                  - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                    Yup, that's it! XD Strangely, that instantly sprang to mind when I read about the no bread.
                    High Five Dwarfer, you're not alone in strangeness either, it instantly sprang to my mind too
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                    • #25
                      There's just no way of resisting it, is there?
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                      • #26
                        Quoth Cat View Post
                        Pleeeeeeezzze

                        I'm a vegetarian (boarding on vegan-eating at times) and I know if I go to a pub or "regular" resteraunt the cooks will be handeling meat (though I do hope not their own at the time) That's why there are vegan places or your own kitchen

                        Though just to give her one grain of brown rice of credibility....she may have been allergic to meat ( I had a friend who was). Though if that was the case, she shouldn't have been there


                        Not all of us tofu-chugging dirty tree huggers are like that!
                        I'm wondering if she wasn't a recent convert, myself. Long time vegetarians and vegans, in my experience, tend to mellow out a bit.
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                        • #27
                          Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
                          I'm wondering if she wasn't a recent convert, myself. Long time vegetarians and vegans, in my experience, tend to mellow out a bit.
                          I wasn't like that even when I started out. There's an asian grill place I go to that will rinse the grill with water (maybe, if they remember) before making my veggie dish. I don't care. The whole point is that an animal didn't need to die for my dinner. I'm sure I unknowingly consume things I'd rather not when I eat out, and that's ok. It's all about intent. I make an effort. That's good enough.
                          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                          • #28
                            people, can we drop the vegetarian/vegan stuff? It's too easy to slip to Fratching. If you want to specifically discuss the customer's behaviour in the post, fine, but that is all.
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                            • #29
                              Re the Talkie Toaster reference: you "smegging" gave it away.

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                                There's just no way of resisting it, is there?
                                About as much chance as lister resisting puting ketchup on lobster (brown mind you, gotaa have a bit of class)
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