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  • Well aren't you a happy couple...

    The cast:

    SC: Guess who?
    SCW: SC's wife
    Me: Tada!

    SC calls me up.

    SC: "I need room XX."
    Me: "Um, we don't have a room XX. Do you have the name of the guest?"
    SC: "Bob."
    Me: "That's a common name...do you have a last name?"
    SC: "No."
    SCW (in background): "It's room XXX." (The right room number.)
    SC (to wife): "Shut up! I'm not talking to you!"
    SC (to me): "He's in room XX."
    Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a room XX."
    SCW (in background): "It's room XXX!"
    SC (to wife): "I said shut...oh" (to me) "Room XXX."

    Oh, to be happily married...
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    It could be that they seem like a really shitty couple on the outside but on the inside they love each other, or have great sex, or whatever. You can't always judge a book by its cover.

    That said, if I ever had a boyfriend who would talk to me like that, I would backhand him across the face. I couldn't stand being talked to like I was some sort of dog.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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