The cast:
SC: Guess who?
SCW: SC's wife
Me: Tada!
SC calls me up.
SC: "I need room XX."
Me: "Um, we don't have a room XX. Do you have the name of the guest?"
SC: "Bob."
Me: "That's a common name...do you have a last name?"
SC: "No."
SCW (in background): "It's room XXX." (The right room number.)
SC (to wife): "Shut up! I'm not talking to you!"
SC (to me): "He's in room XX."
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a room XX."
SCW (in background): "It's room XXX!"
SC (to wife): "I said shut...oh" (to me) "Room XXX."
Oh, to be happily married...
SC: Guess who?
SCW: SC's wife
Me: Tada!

SC calls me up.
SC: "I need room XX."
Me: "Um, we don't have a room XX. Do you have the name of the guest?"
SC: "Bob."
Me: "That's a common name...do you have a last name?"
SC: "No."
SCW (in background): "It's room XXX." (The right room number.)
SC (to wife): "Shut up! I'm not talking to you!"
SC (to me): "He's in room XX."
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a room XX."
SCW (in background): "It's room XXX!"
SC (to wife): "I said shut...oh" (to me) "Room XXX."
Oh, to be happily married...
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