Subway Sandwhiches and Sucks

[Lots42]

I used to make subs for Subway.

- Dear sir; please don't ask us to 'hurry'. Come earlier. We have a line nearly out the door, of course we are hurrying.

- Dear other sir: Why did you send your son in alone to get a sub if you are only going to blame us when he got it wrong? I can't wrap my mind around this.

- Dear whomever: Please do not write on our bathroom walls with a brown substance.

- When you ask for everything, we will give you everything. Scraping off mayo is fun for nobody.

- Speaking of scraping it off, I am going to scrape off the blood off the sandwhich after I poke myself. Yes, I should have dumped the whole thing but the lady's desire for MY BLOOD freaked me out.

- It is not Tuesday. Do not ask for the Two for Tuesday deal. Do you not have any shame? I mean come on, seriously.

- Our store is smaller then a Matchbox car. We will notice when you order a water and fill it with Sprite. The clear-ness fools no one. We know what the Sprite -sounds- like.

- The smallness also translated to not being allowed to laugh loudly. And people wondered why I hated my boss.

- Are subs and movies from next door really the top priority when snowstorms are predicted to bury us all?

- Thirty subs in two hours? REALLY? REALLY? Fuck you.

- Not a customer suck: Do not tap the other side of the tomato slicer in order to get a tomato bit out. Bright side, the store paid for the stiches on my middle finger. "Hey, want to see my stitches?"

[SuperRTL]

- Speaking of scraping it off, I am going to scrape off the blood off the sandwhich after I poke myself. Yes, I should have dumped the whole thing but the lady's desire for MY BLOOD freaked me out.

Holy crap! I'd be more than a little spooked. Though I've gotten the feeling before that some customers were out for blood . . .

[KMCA]

some people arearroused by blood... one of the creepiest nights at a bar was when one of my co-workers had a blood stain on his shirt LICKED, then wouldn't leave my side after finding out I was responsible for said bloodstain, a moron threatened to stab me then reached in his pocket, I may have broken his balls (no offspring for him) but I certainly broke his nose... It was recorded on camera with sound so he suddenly didn't want to press charges when the police looked at the footage with him, my supervisor, the promoter, the club owner and me... good day at work

[Amina516]

- Speaking of scraping it off, I am going to scrape off the blood off the sandwhich after I poke myself. Yes, I should have dumped the whole thing but the lady's desire for MY BLOOD freaked me out.

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Im sorry, but desire or not, that sandwich would have been in the trash..not had the blood just scraped off. Ugh...Whether its a fetish or not, blood on a sandwich for a total stranger? If she had been less odd and more SC you couldve been in a shit load of trouble (health code wise).

[blas]

I want to know what it is about Subway that makes people so effing stupid.

I mean, there are other sandwich shops, and we hardly ever hear from them.

[aurelemsrealm]

I suspect it has to do with Subway being a nationwide chain with a location in most every town you could every want to visit. That's just my guess.

Blood on a sandwich? That's just disgusting! I'm guessing you meant the lady still wanted the sandwich even though there was blood on it?

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

- Speaking of scraping it off, I am going to scrape off the blood off the sandwhich after I poke myself. Yes, I should have dumped the whole thing but the lady's desire for MY BLOOD freaked me out.

ok...there has to be more to the story...enlighten please?

[Spiffy McMoron]

- Are subs and movies from next door really the top priority when snowstorms are predicted to bury us all?

I've lived in Canada for all 26 of my years, and I've yet to be buried under a snowstorm. May as well watch a movie and wait it out.

[Nyx]

- Not a customer suck: Do not tap the other side of the tomato slicer in order to get a tomato bit out. Bright side, the store paid for the stiches on my middle finger. "Hey, want to see my stitches?"

I did that when I worked at subway. Fun, huh? I didn't need stitches, but a light hairs touch was all it took to split my skin open.

[Lots42]

Blood on a sandwich? That's just disgusting! I'm guessing you meant the lady still wanted the sandwich even though there was blood on it?

I'm a little turned around here. The situation went like this, paraphrased;

Me: "Okay, sandwhich is almost done, let me cut it in half...OW!"
Customer: "What happened?"
Me: "I got myself good, oh no, a drop got on the very end of the sandwhich. Let me make you a new one."
Customer: "Oh, no, I want this one."
My brain: "Oh my god, wtf bbq."
Me: "Um...uh." ::cuts off end of sandwhich::
My brain: "Survive the crazy. Survive the crazy."

I've lived in Canada for all 26 of my years, and I've yet to be buried under a snowstorm. May as well watch a movie and wait it out.

I lived in Maryland for ten and I was. You make a fair point, but it still seems messed up. Especially when all the customers claim they could not return the movie on time. You got to the store with the roads all fucked up from snow, why couldn't you return it in same?

[HYHYBT]

Do not tap the other side of the tomato slicer in order to get a tomato bit out.

Don't grab the thing by the blades, either. I did that once; for some reason I had to use the salad table to count a drawer. The shelf under it was always full of odds and ends... and one of them started falling out. Without looking, I grabbed it and pushed it back, and got some interesting parallel slices across my fingers.

Soon after, they replaced it with one that had a shield, and now of course the tomatoes come already sliced.

[mattm04]

- Our store is smaller then a Matchbox car. We will notice when you order a water and fill it with Sprite. The clear-ness fools no one. We know what the Sprite -sounds- like.

We used to have a soda machine in my dept. They would get a cup and say "just getting water." Um, no. Water is not carbonated.

[Andara Bledin]

The other week, I went into Jack in the Box for breakfast. I expected the 20-ish woman who asked for a water cup to do just that.

Imagine my surprise when she actually just got herself some water.

^-.-^

[Enjis]

I am trying to cut down on my pop intake, and usually just get water. That, and I'm cheap.
But I still just get the water.