Communism and tacos

[Nurian]

COMMUNISM!
One night, about 1AM, I have a truck pull up. We have no on-site parking and it's before I can allow trucks to be on the pads.

Me: I'm sorry, but I can't have anyone here yet. Dock's not open. Here's a list of the three closest truck stops. Come back at 4.
Trucker: This sucks.
Me: Yeah, well, what can you do? It's a paycheck.
Trucker: No, it's communism.
Me: Umm....what?
Trucker: (shrugs and leaves)

You can make tacos?

Since I don't have a set lunch time, I eat when I can. I was eating some homemade tacos my wife and I made when I had a truck pull up. As I'm nearly done in-processing him, he notices my food.

Trucker: Wow, those look good. Where'd you get them?
Me: No where. My wife and I made them.
Trucker: Huh? You didn't buy them?
Me: No. We bought the ingredients but we cooked the tacos.
Trucker: Damn. I didn't know you could make tacos!
Me:

[AriRashkae]

Trucker: Damn. I didn't know you could make tacos!
Me:

Bwah? Do I even want to contemplate where he thought they came from?

[Elspeth]

wha?!?!?! *screeee* that would be the sound of my brain slamming to a stop.

Neither one of people make any sense. Especially the taco one. What does he believe in the taco fairy?

[MaseMan]

He's probably only ever had tacos from Taco Bell and assumes they're all mass manufactured or something.

[Flying Grype]

And his wife does all the grocery shopping and cooking. He's never seen raw ground beef, or a box of Old El Paso shells, or a jar of salsa...

[Amina516]

And his wife does all the grocery shopping and cooking.

You actually think this guy is married...? Lol

[dalesys]

Bwah? Do I even want to contemplate where he thought they came from?

Recycled baby diapers? (hidden for weak stomachs)

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

You cannot make tacos. Tacos are made by soul-puff rainbow bunnies wearing sombreros on flying pink burros in Mariachi land.

[42_42_42]

Reminds me of a girl I know...she loves iced tea and always orders it when we go out to eat and always gets a glass of it to go. One time I asked her why she did this and she said it's because she loves iced tea and this is the only way to get it.

So I said, you've never made iced tea? And she said, no, I don't have the right equipment. Now, she's worked in restaurants as a waitress at lots of different places and made tea there. Apparently she was under the impression that the only way to make iced tea was using the big urn brewer thing that restaurants have.

[Red_Dazes]

...It makes me sad, and more than a little frightened that these men are on the road driving big dangerous trucks. The lack of brain cells is astounding.

[ta2ooed1]

Apparently she was under the impression that the only way to make iced tea was using the big urn brewer thing that restaurants have.

All I can say is sun tea rocks!

Big jar, lots of sunshine, cold water and tea bags

[WizardStan]

taco trees, obviously. Fields upon fields of them. In the early morning you can smell the cheddar wafting on the breeze.

[Nurian]

taco trees, obviously. Fields upon fields of them. In the early morning you can smell the cheddar wafting on the breeze.

HEY! Who leaked my business plan?

[Sapphire Silk]

You actually think this guy is married...? Lol

I can practically guarantee it . . .

[Food Lady]

taco trees, obviously. Fields upon fields of them. In the early morning you can smell the cheddar wafting on the breeze.

I literally at this!