Yes. I. Work. Here.

[Plaidman]

Its extremely busy. I have a huge line of customers, and I'm ringing them as fast as I can. I have uniform on. I even have my name tag on. (Its rare). I'm behind the counter, ringing people up. Man comes in. Demands, not asks, DEMANDS to know If I work there.


ME: .... No, I'm robbing the place and building up money.

SC: ...?

ME: Yes. I work here....

SC: I have bottles. 500.

ME: *still ringing up people* Sorry, Only 50. 144 at bigg palces.

SC: No-one will know. Let me do 500.

ME: No. I have no place to put. 50 period.

SC: This is bullshit. I bought them all here.

ME: Sure. Thats why you just asked I worked here. Sorry. 50 only.

SC: Whatever. *leaves*

[PepperElf]

heh. nice how he tried to lie and got called out on it

[MaseMan]

That was awesome. You handled yourself well.

[SG15Z]

144 at bigg palces.

That's an odd number to set a limit at......

[RxBoy]

That's an odd number to set a limit at......

12 dozen.......limit of 12 12-packs I guess is what they are trying to do.

In my state we are required to accept up to 240 containers per person per day, we can legally refuse anything over that

[Boozy]

ME: .... No, I'm robbing the place and building up money.

Didn't a thief actually do that once? I remember hearing about it a while ago. I wish I could find the story...

[firecat88]

Didn't a thief actually do that once? I remember hearing about it a while ago. I wish I could find the story...

I saw it on an ep of Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest Criminals on TruTV.