Wherein I fear for my safety

[Mr Hero]

Last night I got a call from what I can only describe as someone who could not understand me. I kept saying that we were a hotel located at Fake and False streets. He finally asked why I called him. He would not understand that it wasn't me who called him, but could have been one of our guests. He tells me not to call him again. I assure him that I wouldn't.

He calls again not even 5 minutes later.
SC: I need to be connected to room 304. It's an emergency.
Me: (checking in-house list. I also note we don't have anyone staying in 304.) We don't have anyone in that room.
SC: Don't fuck with me. Connect me to the room.
Me: What's the name of the guest you're looking for?
SC: Don't make me come over there!

I wasn't sure if it was an empty threat or not. I did tell him exactly where we were located in the first call. Luckily he did not come over.

[Aethian]

O.o Ummmm ok....

Me thinks the caller is drunk/high?

[Kristev]

That would make sense. He sounds drunk to me.

[bhskittykatt]

I feel your pain. We get those ALL the time.

At least weekly I utter the phrase "I don't know who called you. I have 60 guest rooms. Any one of them could have called you."

[infinitemonkies]

Arrgh. Death to call display!

I get that all the time at my hotel too.

Seriously people, if you get a call from an unfamiliar number, and they don't leave a message or call back, just assume it was a wrong number.

And if you discover you had a missed call from sometime Saturday afternoon, don't call at 3am on Wednesday to find out who dialed your number and why.

[Imogene]

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Me: What's the name of the guest you're looking for?
SC: Don't make me come over there!

"I'm afraid we don't have a guest by that name, sir. Unless you can provide a name for one of our guests, I will not be able to transfer you. Good day. *click*"

[jjllbb]

that is pretty freaky.