Sexual Escapades at the Bookstore (Or why i'm starting to become a prude) (NSFW)

[Hon'ya-chan]

Another use for Welfare cards (other than buying groceries)

Putting away some books that were left in our comfy chairs (ugh), as i'm shelving several Penthouse Letter Books, I notice one of the books feels...funny. A quick look reveals a EBT stuck inside of the book. Obviously used as a bookmark.

Bring the card up to the registers, the other AM takes the card from me after telling her where I found it and throws it into the safe. "Too Bad, they made us suffer, let this be a lesson for them." I quietly send it back to the main welfare office in the big city a few days later.

Dirty Old Men

I noticed that one of my male co-workers is looking funny at this one guy. As I walk to the registers, the other guy sees me and makes a beeline to the doors. My co-worker tells me what has just transpired as I arrive:

That guy showed me a picture of him standing in front of some artwork. A scene of a waterfall in a valley. He asks me if the scene looks like a woman is on her back pissing.

Dirty Old Men, Part Deux

A guy come in asking me if we sell comics from this website. I tell him we don't know and I could look it up. As i'm helping him, the co-worker with the BDSM kink realizes what the guy is talking about and interjects. After convincing him he needs to go online to get them and making him leave, he tells me what exactly the guy was looking for.

Now I found out what Gynophagia means!!

Starting them young

*at register doing paperwork*
Young Kid: I want this please!! (Throws a Sports Illustrated Calender onto the counter)
Me: *looks at the kid, then at the calender, and then back at the kid* How old are you?
Kid: 4!!
Me: ...

[Gravekeeper]

Now I found out what Gynophagia means!!

I am not clicking on that. As far as I'm concerned all it is, is keeping Krogan birthrates down and that's it.

[PepperElf]

I notice one of the books feels...funny.

please tell me the only "funny" thing in the book was the EBT card.
cos my sick sick mind is hitting the gutter...

[Javarod]

Dirty Old Men, Part Deux

Now I found out what Gynophagia means!!

I'll just leave this here

http://youtu.be/FAPABJd4xos?a

[Hobbs]

I am not clicking on that. As far as I'm concerned all it is, is keeping Krogan birthrates down and that's it.

Eh, I've seen worse

[Krivak]

I am not clicking on that. As far as I'm concerned all it is, is keeping Krogan birthrates down and that's it.

Is that the new genophage now?

To me, the link name says it all. At least, the first 4 letters. I do not need to see the rest.

[Tama]

Is that ALL that link is?

Pansies! All of you!

[SG15Z]

Now I found out what Gynophagia means!!

I am not clicking on that. As far as I'm concerned all it is, is keeping Krogan birthrates down and that's it.

I clicked it....and I really didn't want to know that.

[depechemodefan]

what Gynophagia means!!

My shitty latin makes me think it means p&ssy eating.

So are calendars $1 now? I want to get another one for work.

Last year I wanted to put up a Maxim swimsuit calendar at work my some cws thought other cws would be offended.

[labgirl27]

Now I found out what Gynophagia means!!

Is it bad that this link totally reminded me of the latest Supernatural episode? :P

[Cia]

Is it bad that this link totally reminded me of the latest Supernatural episode? :P

I might have to click on the link now.

[Enjis]

As an artist at certain Furry conventions, I've drawn those kinds of pictures for my clients. (vore) Hey, if they're willing to pay for it, I'm willing to draw it!

[AriRashkae]

Is it bad that this link totally reminded me of the latest Supernatural episode? :P

Nope. First thing I thought of, and I actually missed that scene and had to have my husband recap it for me.

Didn't really need to click. I just did to confirm it meant what I thought it did.