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Quoth crashhelmet View PostHe said a tube of GLUE, not LUBE
A newly married couple are spending the weekend with his parents for Christmas. The morning of, Mom calls them down for breakfast and presents. The rest of the family is waiting.
And waiting.
And waiting.
Little Johnny speaks up, "I think I know why they're not coming down!"
Everyone, knowing how vulgar Johnny can get, shush him.
And waiting.
Johnny speaks up again, "I think it's because last night, when he came looking for Vaseline, he grabbed my model plane glue instead.""I call murder on that!"
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Quoth MrsEclipse View Postthen it's a whole different bottle of fish."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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Quoth lineswine View PostWhat, you mean there's 144 of them?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth dalesys View PostThe multiple personalities are multiplying in pubic and it's grossing me out!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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What I really love about these is that those SC's think they are the first and only people clever enough to come up with those little scams.
What defeats them is the fact that they aren't clever enough to know that they just aren't that clever.The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.
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I apologize for updating this thread but as of tomorrow, the "Free if I don't ask" policy is now being done away with.
I can't 100% confirm the reasons, but I heard through the grapevine that three employees in our district quit over this and our Regional Manager received numerous complaints from employees ("I'm tired of begging everyone!") AND customers ("I'm sick of being asked everyday!") about said policy.
So the Regional Manager told our District Manager to seek other ways in increasing our suggestive sell numbers.
I'm not gonna lie, when our closing shift heard this, we rejoiced.In the slot machine of life, I am the WILD symbol.
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SC's are constantly obsessed with free things.
If they could get a free removal of reproductive organs, they'd try to scam their way into getting it a second time!
Oh... uh oh.. (ding!) idea... Darwin may be onto something..That's how we're gonna get SC's out of the gene pool!
I'm shutting my mouth now before something bad happens. Thank you!Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.
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As for free things. The religious group to which my husband belongs is known for apparently having difficulty with exercising moderation in being careful stewards of their resources, i.e. being extremely cheap. Also, some members (especially historically) were of the "dancing, theatre, etc is incredibly sinful" mindset. With that said, stripped of the references, I present the following two jokes, which my father-in-law loves.
A moral dilemma for [member of said group] is free dance lessons.
"Nah, I don't need any. Oh, they're free? I'll take two."
I'm sure that anyone belonging to this group will recognise who I'm talking about, although the membership on this board isn't likely to have a lot of them (based on where people are located).
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