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An infection has spread throughout the planet. Victims of this infection can be spotted by the idiotic, incoherent, and raged babbling. One young woman has managed to escape the infection. She is a survivor and this is her story.
Boomer
SC: What do you mean I have to pay extra to bring my grandma along?! You quoted me for $xxxx and you're saying I have to pay more?!
Survivor: Sir, the quote I sent you was for two people, you and your wife. If you wish to bring along your grandmother, I'm going to have to quote you for three people.
SC: But she's sick!!! You can't force a dying woman to pay!!! It's against the law!!!
Survivor: I apologize for her circumstances, sir. But the hotels, airlines, and transfers are not going to pick up an extra passenger for free.
SC: Yes they will!!! I know a cop!!! If you charge my dying grandma money, he's going to arrest you for being a scam artist!!!
Boomer has spewed bullshit on Princess-Snake! Be careful. Bullshit attracts the horde.
SC: Here, I'm gonna put my grandma on the phone, so you can tell her you're going charging her money that she ought to spending on medicine!!
Grandma: What's this about you charging me?! I'm a sick, dying woman! You can't make me pay! It's against the law! Talking to SC Put your wife on so she can hear this injustice!
Wife: How dare you try to charge my mother-in-law! She's sick and dying! You cannot charge her any money!
Survivor: The money is not for me. The money is to pay for an extra bed in the hotels, an extra car for transfer, an extra plane ticket...
Wife: Well then, we're going to speak to all those people ourselves! Then we're going to call the cops on you and the hotels for scamming an old sick woman! And then, we're going to sue you! See you in court!
Finally, hangs up.
Hunter
SC: Yes, I would like to change a few things on my quote.
Survivor: Certainly, sir. However, you will be charged a $xxx fee which is completely refundable if you decide to book.
SC: But, you said the quote was free!
Survivor: Yes sir, the first quote is free. If you wish to make any changes, you will be charged a $xxx fee which is refundable if you decide to book with the new quote.
SC: I can't believe this! This is false advertising!
Survivor: Sir, if you'll go to our website, you'll see this policy written write there.
SC: It's still false advertising! What's your name?
Survivor: My employee number is..
SC: I didn't ask for your employee number, I want your name! And if you won't give it to me, I'll find out myself! And when I do, I'm going to kick your ass! You'd better watch it!
Survivor: Sir, I am now terminating this call.
SC: Bitch! I ain't....
Survivor: Hangs up
Smoker
SC: Yes, I'm supposed to stay at the ZZZ Hotel in Delphi. I was wondering if I could get an upgrade.
Survivor: Is there a problem with the current room you are to stay at?
SC: No, I just want an upgrade.
Survivor: Well the XSuite is available. You would have to pay an additional $xx.
SC: Actually, I want an upgrade becuase my girlfriend is currently in that room. And she says there is all kinds of problems. The ceiling is leaking, the sink won't turn on, and the room smells like something died in there. Can we have an upgrade for free?
Survivor: Sir, you and your girlfriend are not scheduled to arrive at the hotel for another two months. Why is your girlfriend there now?
SC: Umm... her aunt invited her. And the hotel had her reservation, so they let her in the room.
Survivor: Sir, your girlfriend is not scheduled to be in the room for another two months.
SC: The hotel let her in early.
Survivor: The hotel cannot do that, sir. If she wishes to stay at the hotel at an earlier date, she has to purchase another room.
SC: But the hotel let her! And they also said that they would give her an upgrade absolutely free!
Smoker is constricting Princess-Snake with lies!
Survivor: Could you hold on for a minute please? Puts SC on hold. Calls hotel.
Hotel: Says greeting in Greek
Survivor: Do you speak English?
Hotel: Of course, miss. How may I help you?
Survivor: Exlains situation
Hotel: That room is currently occupied by an elderly couple and their grandchildren. Not once have they ever made a complaint to us, and even if they did, we do not have any other rooms to offer to them. We're booked solid.
Survivor: Thank you. You have been helpful. Returns to SC and repeats what hotel said.
SC: Umm.. Well... Are you sure they're not lying? I mean, they're are some dishonest people out there...
Tank
SC: What do you mean the hotel doesn't allow pets?! That's not right!
Survivor: I'm very sorry, sir. But only service animals are allowed in the hotel.
SC: Well, my hamster is a service animal! He chases the crickets out of my house! If that's not a service animal I don't know what is!
Survivor: Sir, I'm sorry, but your service hamster will not be allowed in the hotel
Horns start playing
Survivor: This is discrimination! You're discriminating against my hamster! Listen you bitch, you had better call up the hotel and tell them my hamster is staying whether they like it or not!
Survivor: I do not make the rules sir. The hotel does. And the hotel's rules are no animals allowed inside. Hamsters that do not aid in the physical health of their owners do not count as service animals.
SC: Do you know how filthy crickets are?! They are endangering my physical health and my hamster eats them, so he is helping my physical well-being!
Survivor: Sir, the hamster will not be allowed in the hotel.
SC:Why you... Loud crashing sounds in the background along with swearing and more crashing sounds
Survivor: Hangs up
Witch
SC: Yes, about that tour I'm supposed to take? Can I take a private tour instead?
Survivor: Of course you can. However, if you wish for a private tour you will have to pay $xx more than if you were taking a public tour.
Princess-Snake has startled the Witch!
SC: What?! Noooo!! You can't!
Survivor: Ma'am, you don't have to take a private tour. The public one is much cheaper.
SC: You don't understand! Public is filthy! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Well, then the private tour is $xx more than a public one.
SC: crying You don't understand! I can't pay that much! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Ma'am, you can take a private tour, but it's going to be more expensive.
SC: crying Nooo! It can't! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Ma'am. If you wish to take a private tour, it will cost you $xx more.
SC: crying It can't! Nooo! Please! I need a private tour! hangs up
Boomer
SC: What do you mean I have to pay extra to bring my grandma along?! You quoted me for $xxxx and you're saying I have to pay more?!
Survivor: Sir, the quote I sent you was for two people, you and your wife. If you wish to bring along your grandmother, I'm going to have to quote you for three people.
SC: But she's sick!!! You can't force a dying woman to pay!!! It's against the law!!!
Survivor: I apologize for her circumstances, sir. But the hotels, airlines, and transfers are not going to pick up an extra passenger for free.
SC: Yes they will!!! I know a cop!!! If you charge my dying grandma money, he's going to arrest you for being a scam artist!!!
Boomer has spewed bullshit on Princess-Snake! Be careful. Bullshit attracts the horde.
SC: Here, I'm gonna put my grandma on the phone, so you can tell her you're going charging her money that she ought to spending on medicine!!
Grandma: What's this about you charging me?! I'm a sick, dying woman! You can't make me pay! It's against the law! Talking to SC Put your wife on so she can hear this injustice!
Wife: How dare you try to charge my mother-in-law! She's sick and dying! You cannot charge her any money!
Survivor: The money is not for me. The money is to pay for an extra bed in the hotels, an extra car for transfer, an extra plane ticket...
Wife: Well then, we're going to speak to all those people ourselves! Then we're going to call the cops on you and the hotels for scamming an old sick woman! And then, we're going to sue you! See you in court!
Finally, hangs up.
Hunter
SC: Yes, I would like to change a few things on my quote.
Survivor: Certainly, sir. However, you will be charged a $xxx fee which is completely refundable if you decide to book.
SC: But, you said the quote was free!
Survivor: Yes sir, the first quote is free. If you wish to make any changes, you will be charged a $xxx fee which is refundable if you decide to book with the new quote.
SC: I can't believe this! This is false advertising!
Survivor: Sir, if you'll go to our website, you'll see this policy written write there.
SC: It's still false advertising! What's your name?
Survivor: My employee number is..
SC: I didn't ask for your employee number, I want your name! And if you won't give it to me, I'll find out myself! And when I do, I'm going to kick your ass! You'd better watch it!
Survivor: Sir, I am now terminating this call.
SC: Bitch! I ain't....
Survivor: Hangs up
Smoker
SC: Yes, I'm supposed to stay at the ZZZ Hotel in Delphi. I was wondering if I could get an upgrade.
Survivor: Is there a problem with the current room you are to stay at?
SC: No, I just want an upgrade.
Survivor: Well the XSuite is available. You would have to pay an additional $xx.
SC: Actually, I want an upgrade becuase my girlfriend is currently in that room. And she says there is all kinds of problems. The ceiling is leaking, the sink won't turn on, and the room smells like something died in there. Can we have an upgrade for free?
Survivor: Sir, you and your girlfriend are not scheduled to arrive at the hotel for another two months. Why is your girlfriend there now?
SC: Umm... her aunt invited her. And the hotel had her reservation, so they let her in the room.
Survivor: Sir, your girlfriend is not scheduled to be in the room for another two months.
SC: The hotel let her in early.
Survivor: The hotel cannot do that, sir. If she wishes to stay at the hotel at an earlier date, she has to purchase another room.
SC: But the hotel let her! And they also said that they would give her an upgrade absolutely free!
Smoker is constricting Princess-Snake with lies!
Survivor: Could you hold on for a minute please? Puts SC on hold. Calls hotel.
Hotel: Says greeting in Greek
Survivor: Do you speak English?
Hotel: Of course, miss. How may I help you?
Survivor: Exlains situation
Hotel: That room is currently occupied by an elderly couple and their grandchildren. Not once have they ever made a complaint to us, and even if they did, we do not have any other rooms to offer to them. We're booked solid.
Survivor: Thank you. You have been helpful. Returns to SC and repeats what hotel said.
SC: Umm.. Well... Are you sure they're not lying? I mean, they're are some dishonest people out there...
Tank
SC: What do you mean the hotel doesn't allow pets?! That's not right!
Survivor: I'm very sorry, sir. But only service animals are allowed in the hotel.
SC: Well, my hamster is a service animal! He chases the crickets out of my house! If that's not a service animal I don't know what is!
Survivor: Sir, I'm sorry, but your service hamster will not be allowed in the hotel
Horns start playing
Survivor: This is discrimination! You're discriminating against my hamster! Listen you bitch, you had better call up the hotel and tell them my hamster is staying whether they like it or not!
Survivor: I do not make the rules sir. The hotel does. And the hotel's rules are no animals allowed inside. Hamsters that do not aid in the physical health of their owners do not count as service animals.
SC: Do you know how filthy crickets are?! They are endangering my physical health and my hamster eats them, so he is helping my physical well-being!
Survivor: Sir, the hamster will not be allowed in the hotel.
SC:Why you... Loud crashing sounds in the background along with swearing and more crashing sounds
Survivor: Hangs up
Witch
SC: Yes, about that tour I'm supposed to take? Can I take a private tour instead?
Survivor: Of course you can. However, if you wish for a private tour you will have to pay $xx more than if you were taking a public tour.
Princess-Snake has startled the Witch!
SC: What?! Noooo!! You can't!
Survivor: Ma'am, you don't have to take a private tour. The public one is much cheaper.
SC: You don't understand! Public is filthy! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Well, then the private tour is $xx more than a public one.
SC: crying You don't understand! I can't pay that much! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Ma'am, you can take a private tour, but it's going to be more expensive.
SC: crying Nooo! It can't! I need a private tour!
Survivor: Ma'am. If you wish to take a private tour, it will cost you $xx more.
SC: crying It can't! Nooo! Please! I need a private tour! hangs up
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