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  • #1

    B****chy DT Customer

    This is my first time posting, so I don't know if this would qualify as a full "suck", so bear with me....anyways

    Me:
    Store Manager: SM
    Bitchy Customer: BC

    I was working the Drive-Thru at the Golden Arches last night when Bitchy Customer comes thru.

    Me: Hi, how are you?
    BC: *sneers*
    Me: Would you like any ketchup?
    BC: NAWWW!
    Me: Hands her her food without a word, then closes the window.

    I then proceed to put together other customer's orders, and she remains there. The Store Manager happened to be walking me, so she flags him down.

    BC: Can I get some ketchup please? *attitude central*
    SM: *gives her ketchup*
    BC: *leaves*
    SM: Boy, that customer was a real bitch
    Me:
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  • #2
    Full SUCK!!

    If SM actually says something, then you know you're aren't imagining it. And I agree... what a b&*%h.
    Make a list of important things to do today.
    At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate'
    Now, you'll get at least one thing done today

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    • #3
      A McDonalds employee actually asked her if she wanted ketchup, she turned it down, and then had the gall to be put out by it? And she had an attitude laid on thick like cream cheese to boot? Boy, she sucks!

      'Round these parts McDs isn't allowed to give you ketchup unless you ask, and they're so busy that I almost never have a chance to ask. Sometimes I remember to say it in my order, but they're so rushed they never remember and I have to flag them down again. It's so bothersome for everyone involved, but it really does save money.
      Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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      • #4
        @ Mrs. Eclipse...you're right about McD's policy on condiments, but what we do where I work is to offer condiments, but to give a set amount (ie 2 ketchup/med fries) and so forth, and we have to charge for nugget sauces as well..

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        • #5
          Quoth kokopuff3 View Post
          Me: Hands her her food without a word, then closes the window.
          I always went out of my way to be overly sweet and friendly with her type. It REALLY got to some of them.

          <sugar dripping from my voice as I hold the bag just out of SC's reach> "Well, here is your (FULL restatement of order including all substitutions or special instructions) and I hope you have a VERY pleasant evening. Please come back and see us soon! Goodnight!" <huge, fake smile as I hand the SC the bag and close the window>

          Usually, I would hear "jerk" or some other slur as the person sped off knowing there was no way they could complain about me as I had been more than nice to them. I happen to adore passive aggressiveness.
          "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
          .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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          • #6
            @SouthTexan: Ya, that's the tactic I normally use with customers like that, but I didn't have the energy for it last night..I had a guy call me tell me to f-off one time, and I replied with the biggest smile imaginable, that I wished the same for him, and for him to have a nice day.

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            • #7
              Quoth kokopuff3 View Post
              @SouthTexan: Ya, that's the tactic I normally use with customers like that, but I didn't have the energy for it last night..I had a guy call me tell me to f-off one time, and I replied with the biggest smile imaginable, that I wished the same for him, and for him to have a nice day.
              LOL...that is epic.

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              • #8
                That's just awesome Plastic smiles are the way to go.

                By the way, to !
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                • #9
                  Quoth kokopuff3 View Post
                  @ Mrs. Eclipse...you're right about McD's policy on condiments, but what we do where I work is to offer condiments, but to give a set amount (ie 2 ketchup/med fries) and so forth, and we have to charge for nugget sauces as well..
                  If I was at a McDs that had that policy I would be bowing to the cashier instead of copping an attitude.

                  You can't see me, but I'm bowing. I assure you. See?

                  I guess it's not the cashier's doing that they can give me ketchup any more than they can't, but if I were actually bowing he or she wouldn't be so quick to point that out... or maybe they would. I dunno. Oh well, whatevs.
                  Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone

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                    • #11
                      And now we see this acne ridden
                      Kid about sixteen
                      Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
                      "Hello, my name is Eugene."

                      And he hands me a paper bag
                      I look him in the eyes
                      And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
                      Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

                      Well he looks at me
                      And I look at him
                      And he looks at me
                      And I look at him

                      And he looks at me
                      And I look at him
                      And he says "I'm sorry
                      What did you want again?"

                      I say "Ketchup!"
                      And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
                      ...I just spaced out there for a second
                      I'm really kind of burnt tonight."
                      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                      • #12
                        Quoth South Texan View Post
                        I always went out of my way to be overly sweet and friendly with her type. It REALLY got to some of them.

                        Usually, I would hear "jerk" or some other slur as the person sped off knowing there was no way they could complain about me as I had been more than nice to them. I happen to adore passive aggressiveness.
                        Sometimes, even that doesn't work. One of the tech's had someone complain about her saying she was too nice.
                        It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                        • #13
                          Mr. Hero's neat poem

                          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                          And now we see this acne ridden
                          Kid about sixteen
                          Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
                          "Hello, my name is Eugene."

                          And he hands me a paper bag
                          I look him in the eyes
                          And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
                          Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

                          Well he looks at me
                          And I look at him
                          And he looks at me
                          And I look at him

                          And he looks at me
                          And I look at him
                          And he says "I'm sorry
                          What did you want again?"

                          I say "Ketchup!"
                          And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
                          ...I just spaced out there for a second
                          I'm really kind of burnt tonight."
                          Like your poem Mr. Hero... I read it the 2nd time out loud and it sounds great!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth excuse me?? View Post
                            Like your poem Mr. Hero... I read it the 2nd time out loud and it sounds great!
                            I wish I could take credit for it, but it's not mine.
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #15
                              I guess Weird Al is like a subset of the Simpsons ... No matter what the situation, he has a song for it .. as long as it involves food. >_>
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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