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  • I Believe That's a Threat...

    So,

    This happened a few months back to one of my CSRs and myself.

    We had computer problems for a couple weeks because of a conversion, so everyone's balances weren't showing up correctly. The money was in the accounts, just wasn't showing.

    The phone rings, my CSR "P" answers the phone.

    Me:
    P: Other CSR
    SC: I think it's obvious.

    P: Thank you for calling the bank, how can I help you?
    SC: Where's my fucking money?
    P: Our IT department is manually posting everything as we speak. Your money is there, just give it about an hour to refresh and show up.
    SC: No, you're full of shit, let me speak to your manager!

    Me: This is AtDIelement, how can I help you?
    SC: Where the fuck is my money?
    Me: Sir, I understand your frustration, but please do not curse at me or I will be forced to end this call.
    SC: Fuck you, if my money isn't in my account by noon, I'm coming down with a gun and cleaning out all the teller drawers. *click*

    I tried to get his info so I could report him to the police but he hung up on me before I could ask.

    We couldn't *69 either because the phones were ringing off the hook so by the time I hung up the phone, it rang right away.

    Luckily, everything posted like we told him and he never came in. But either way, talk about overreacting.
    Last edited by AtDIelement; 02-26-2010, 12:00 AM.
    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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    Tonight, on Overreaction Theatre...

    Although, I guess if he only took the money from the drawers that was equal to what wasn't showing, I guess then it might almost make some sort of sense, somehow.

    As for me, myself, personally, I don't make threats. I'd rather go to jail for something I did do, not just said I was gonna do. Sure, you get more time, but it's more satisfying to think about lying on your jail cot at night. Moron.
    Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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    • #3
      Quoth AtDIelement View Post
      SC: Where's my fucking money?
      I wish I had fucking money. Then it would reproduce and I'd have more money.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        I wish I had fucking money. Then it would reproduce and I'd have more money.
        And sex is like credit: some get it, some don't.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
          And sex is like credit: some get it, some don't.
          I must've exceeded my credit limit a long time ago then.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            I must've exceeded my credit limit a long time ago then.
            Maybe you need to put out a few...applications?
            "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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            • #7
              Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
              Maybe you need to put out a few...applications?
              LMAO these banking sex puns are killing me!
              Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.

              ~Do not pass go, Do not collect $200. You lose, my friend, you lose~

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              • #8
                Quoth Fufu487 View Post
                LMAO these banking sex puns are killing me!
                Just need to cheque your balance after deposits and withdrawals...
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                • #9
                  And watch that penalty for early withdrawal!

                  (I cant believe Sheldon hasn't chimed in yet...)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth UncleImpy View Post
                    ...(I cant believe Sheldon hasn't chimed in yet...)
                    Don't you mean "butted" in?
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                    • #11
                      I know what bank you work for..... it was red and now its green...lol.... thankfully I wasnt as affected by that conversion.. yeah I had a few problems, like not being about to tap MAC, but in the end it didnt bother me enough to have to freak out over it!!

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                      • #12
                        SC: Where's my fucking money?
                        OP: It's in your account with all your regular money

                        I know it's an old joke but I love it anyway.
                        Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth ExHDCashier View Post
                          I know what bank you work for..... it was red and now its green...lol.... thankfully I wasnt as affected by that conversion.. yeah I had a few problems, like not being about to tap MAC, but in the end it didnt bother me enough to have to freak out over it!!
                          The media completely blew it out of proportion too.

                          It really wasn't the end of the world they made it out to be.
                          There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                          • #14
                            Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                            The media completely blew it out of proportion too.
                            A lot of people have a hard time with the difference between "this could have been really bad if we didn't have backup systems to catch this" and "OMG disaster!" I mean, yes, in an ideal world you'd never have to use the backup system. And I wouldn't need to use a factor of safety of 10.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              Don't you mean "butted" in?
                              Nah, in this case, he'd be "putting in his oar."

                              ^-.-^
                              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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