Short and Sweets

[Argabarga]

Short and Sweet

Situation – Single vehicle accident
Type of Vehicle – 09’ Chevy HHR with only 8,000 miles on the odometer.
Location – Light pole directly in front of city police station.
Driver’s Explanation – “I looked down to answer my phone, and when I looked up, there was a pole right in front of me!”

Short and Sweet II

Towed a lady the other day for being QUADRUPLE parked, she simply pulled into a private lot and parked her pickup longways across 4 spaces and left it at that. A new personal record for me. Her reasoning, “Nobody was using them”.

Short and Sweet III

-Get me your manager!
-He is not here right now, he’ll be in Monday morning at 9am
-That’s not good enough! Call him up now!
-At 1am on a Saturday? No Sir, I will not get him out of bed for a non-emergency
-This is an emergency!
-No one is bleeding and nothing is on fire, so no, It’s not an emergency.
-I demand to talk to the guy in charge!
-Then call the White House
*click*

[JustaCashier]

Looks to me like that first one is entrapment.

I mean, c'mon, the light pole is not there, the lady looked down (likely for just a second), and BOOM!! the damn light pole appears out of nowhere!

Obviously, the cops slid it out in front of her car, when she wasn't looking!


Mike

[Green_Fairy]

reminds me of a blond joke (no offense to any blonds out there, of course)

a police officer pulls a girl over for swerving all over the road.
when he asked her why she was driving so badly, she said "a tree kept jumping in front of me! i swerved left, and it was there so i swerved right! but it was always right there!"
the officer reached across her and pulled the air-freshener off her rear-view mirror and handed it to her. "there. that should help things"

[Andara Bledin]

That first one sounds a lot like the guy in the Ford Exploder that plowed into the back of my beloved Volvo.

"I looked up, and there she was," is what the cops told me he said.

I actually had time to slam on the gas and hit my horn before he hit because unlike him, I was paying attention to where he was going.

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