Smile at my baby!

[Crime Scene Scarf]

Wait till that kid grows up, and is the ugliest girl in school. Then Mommy Dearest is going to corner the captain of the football team and demand that he take her little precious to the prom.

The sad thing is, this is quite likely.

Back in my day, we ugly girls dealt with being rejected, and that was that! These ugly kids, nowadays, getting their parents to validate them... -wanders away muttering-

[BlaqueKatt]

I have perfected the "wednesday addams" smile-the "I'm not perky, but I'd like to be" one ...ahh this one and its animated-yay!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Some retail people would litterally try to TAKE the kid out of my arms.

Apparently EQ and I were very cute toddlers. All sorts of people would approach Mom and tell her how pretty we were. And we got along quite well with middle schoolers and high schoolers (Mom keeps telling me stories about when EQ and I were little how so many kids would pick us up and carry us around when she was grocery shopping and such).


Until the kids turn about 6 or so, I don't like 'em. Once they hit teen-hood, I dislike 'em again.

Teenagers blow my mind.

[Zeddmore]

"I wouldn't smile at her baby either. It's really ugly."

So that would make him (?) an ugly little S.O.B then, wouldn't it?

[Ironclad Alibi]

I have perfected the "wednesday addams" smile-the "I'm not perky, but I'd like to be" one ...ahh this one and its animated-yay!

How long before someone adapts it to be used as an avatar on this forum?

[Salted Grump]

Apparently. Some ladies must think they are wonder woman or something because they managed to pop out a kid.

Hells, Wonder Woman was Wonder Woman because her comics had blatant lesbian bondage in it and still got approved by the Comics Code Authority.

[blas]

I think babies are cute....until they poop and start screaming. I have no issue cooing over a sleeping baby or a baby with a cute outfit (once I saw a baby boy wearing a little sailor suit I thought it was the cutest little thing).

But ask me to compliment your toddlers or kids and that just won't happen. Your kids remind me mostly of wild hyenas, like the ones in Lion King.

[RavenStarr]

I just remembered someone long ago said this quote. I thought it would fit this thread perfect.

"It's not that I don't like kids. I just don't work in daycare."

[tropicsgoddess]

Kids are okay, but for that SC if I wanted to be really mean, I would've smiled to that kid and quoted Shug Avery from The Color Purple by saying..."you sho' is ugly!"

[RetailWorkhorse]

Kids are okay....

......with ketchup.

What? Hey, you were all thinking it! ADMIT IT!

[underemployeed]

There is a documentary out about that, Idiocracy.

Documentary, no not really, prophecy definitely. There is I believe a Dennis Leary/George Carlin bit about growing up a a kid, kinda vulgar so I don't give details but it leads you along the lines of stupid kids should die. and that darwin is rolling over in his grave at the way we protect kids who are mentally capable but choose not to learn.

And really i only stuck a metal object in the wall once as a kid, I learned my lesson. Also, if your baby is ugly im using the right to remain silent.

[vstorevigilante]

"I wouldn't smile at her baby either. It's really ugly."

I would've lol'd so hard at that you'd hear me three towns over.

If I see an adorable baby, I ask how old, and say he/she is precious.
If I see an ugly baby, I don't say anything.
If someone demanded I look at their baby and pretend to adore it, I don't know wtf I would do. My best friend's month-old son is the definition of a beautiful baby. It's easy to fawn over him. And that is exactly why she need not draw attention to him. Mom's just pissed her kid's ugly. All my mom's kids are ugly (that makes her sound like a super-breeder. There's only 3! Myself included as the oldest), and she got over it. The end aha.

[AnaKhouri]

There is a documentary out about that, Idiocracy.

Ha, I love that movie. I have adapted as my personal motto: "Reading and writing is not just for ****."

[Fire_on_High]

Your kids remind me mostly of wild hyenas, like the ones in Lion King.

No insulting the hyena therians we have here! :-)

[Ironclad Alibi]

And really i only stuck a metal object in the wall once as a kid, I learned my lesson.

That reminds me of a stunt my brother did in high school.

He decided to act macho by punching a hole though a cork bulletin board with his fist.

The one mounted on a brick wall.

He also learned a lesson.