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  • #1

    Have a heard attack already

    Customer: I’m sorry to bother you, but the only way I can get help is to go to you. My email don’t work.
    Me: OK sir, let me get you to our technical support department—
    Customer: (loud hyperventilating)
    Me: Sir, I DO have to transfer you---
    Customer: (even more frantic hyperventilating)

    ************************************

    Customer: Hey, I just moved in & my cable isn’t active.
    Me: Is your TV plugged in?
    Customer: Well, no…I thought the box was all I needed to do. I just put it on the TV & hoped it would work.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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  • #2
    Wow, too bad you can't send paper bags over the phone line for customer #1....

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    • #3
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Customer: Hey, I just moved in & my cable isn’t active.
      Me: Is your TV plugged in?
      Customer: Well, no…I thought the box was all I needed to do. I just put it on the TV & hoped it would work.
      Wow. Hope AND stupidity spring eternal, don't they?

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      • #4
        Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
        Customer: Hey, I just moved in & my cable isn’t active.
        Me: Is your TV plugged in?
        Customer: Well, no…I thought the box was all I needed to do. I just put it on the TV & hoped it would work.
        Well, I guess the power of prayer doesn't apply to cable TV. DAMN!
        I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

        Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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        • #5
          PLEASE tell me you disconnected the hyperventilating one


          Oh please oh please oh please......
          "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

          Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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