Of sexcapades and awkward social moments

[bhskittykatt]

Last night, I was checking two guys and two girls into a room. The ladies were at the front desk, filling out the paperwork and paying, while their boy-toys were out in the vending area.

One of the guys was on his cell phone, talking LOUDLY, and was going into quite vivid detail about exactly what they were planning to do to the girls that night.

Memorable phrases that I overheard included:

"...get them drunk and shag the hell out of them..."
"...break the mattress..." (upon overhearing this, I discreetly assigned them a room above the office, as my first floor was occupied and I didn't want their "breaking the mattress" to disturb guests beneath them)
"...release the beast..."

Meanwhile, the girls are standing in front of me. I'm trying not to laugh.

Girl1 (through clenched teeth): "Stupid boys. Why can't they just shut up?!?"
Girl2 (muttering): "Shutupshutupshutupohgodpleasejustshutup..."
Me:

When I was done checking them in, I made a beeline to the breakroom and laughed. It was nice; I really needed the amusement that night!

[earl colby pottinger]

Get any?

Okay, I have to ask. Did you hear any noises or did the girls decide to just get a good night rest instead of wasting their time with these idiots?

[BowserKoopa1]

As a move theatre usher, me and my fellow coworkers have caught people in the act of having sex in the theatre.
And at a Kroger where my best friend used to work, his asshole manager got fired for "doing it" with an employee. How did they find out? She was giving him a blowjob right there in the grocery store's parking lot!

[bhskittykatt]

Okay, I have to ask. Did you hear any noises or did the girls decide to just get a good night rest instead of wasting their time with these idiots?

Unfortunately, they checked in just before the end of my shift so I didn't stick around. But I'll ask the night auditor tonight if she heard anything last night!