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    I'm back at work and back to normal now after being sick with food poisoning and it was a DOOZY of a breakfast to get back into things with. There's a major sports event going on in my city right now and it is bringing the idiots out in full force. Most of morning is just the typical level of rudeness and stupidity. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. The snottyness and lack of manners or braincells that's just so common place you don't even notice any more. Then, we had these gems.

    My name is not Betsy!

    After making hundreds of omelets this morning, I finally had a lull and took the moment to take my dirty dishes to the back and bring out some clean plates as we were running out. I looked at the three guys at the buffet first. They were all ignoring me at my station and had loaded down plates including scrambled eggs, so I figured I was safe. The second I came around from behind my counter, a loud, obnoxious, redneck voice came from the other side of the room. "WHOA THERE, BETSY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! YOU DONE?!" It was all said in a very accusing manner as if I was just deserting my post and I'm sure was going to be followed up by a demand to make him an omelet this second (despite him having clearly at least four eggs worth of scrambled on his plate). I just told him flatly, "No. I'm going to get more plates." I marched off to the kitchen without waiting for a reply and stayed there much longer than I needed to. Kitchens are great for cussing. Nobody but your co-workers can hear you and they don't care. When I came back, he was gone, as was my intent.

    Long one, eh? Sure.

    The kind of moron who hits on a pregnant girl? The kind who is still drunk off his ass from the night before at 10:30 in the morning, apparently.

    During the last half hour several very drunk men came down for breakfast. Some wanted omelets, whatever, I made them. Then I had to bring yet more plates out because it was that kind of busy day. While I was at that, one of them came up to me with a dirty plate asking if he needed a clean one to go back to the buffet. Duh. Yes, that's standard health code pretty much anywhere. (Yet, I catch many people every morning violating it.) I offer to take his plate from him and as he s l o w l y hands it to me, he gives me this sneering, dirty, suggestive grin as he leers at me. I snatch his plate and get the hell out of there.

    Shortly afterward, one of the bussers tells me that one of the guys said something suggestive to her. Basically, he had been saying something stupid, I don't know what, and his friends said to the busser, "Give him a break, he's had a long one." Stupid idiot follows that up with looking straight at this poor girl, who is 5 months pregnant, and saying "I've got a long one you can get on!" I told her to report it because that's sexual harrassment, but she didn't want to. I just went over her head and told the chef who said she had to report it to the manager on duty. I know that made her a bit uncomfortable because she was worried about consequences with those guys, but if you let them get away with it once, it's always worse the next time. Learned that one the hard way.
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    As a guy I once knew said "I love pregnant girls first off you know she like a complete slut and you don't have to worry about knocking her up". He ignored the fact she had a ring on her finger, even after it was pointed out. At least when significantly intimidating husband walked up he actually did learn.

    Also, I almost forgot about the people who aren't like many men who try to sleep with anything that moves and i really do mean that, but instead have a weird fetish for pregnant women.

    So to answer the question of who hits on a pregnant girl.

    Creepy old men
    Perverts
    Guys with fetish
    Virgins
    and last but not least eunuchs

    At the growing rate of stupidity I could really only hope there is something to the world ending in 2012, didn't buy it before but now I know there is at least hope.
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    • #3
      If it weren't for the fact that he was drunk, and if it was done with some class, i'd take pride in being hit on while pregnant, seeing as how the current standards of beauty require a girl to be way too skinny, something that doesn't appeal to all of us (and in particular, i think women look beautiful when they're pregnant).
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      • #4
        Quoth Javarod View Post
        If it weren't for the fact that he was drunk, and if it was done with some class, i'd take pride in being hit on while pregnant, seeing as how the current standards of beauty require a girl to be way too skinny, something that doesn't appeal to all of us (and in particular, i think women look beautiful when they're pregnant).
        Pregnancy IS one of the most beautiful things in life...

        But one would think that logically... if she was pregnant... then that means, chances are she already has a boyfriend or husband...
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        • #5
          I wouldn't really consider a remark like that one to be so much hitting on her, as much as basically a longer version of whistling or cat-calling at a woman walking down the road. You know, something that they tell themselves isn't actually an attack on her, so it shouldn't make her feel uncomfortable.

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          • #6
            Quoth Jacen View Post
            Pregnancy IS one of the most beautiful things in life...

            But one would think that logically... if she was pregnant... then that means, chances are she already has a boyfriend or husband...
            Come to Portland. I've seen hundreds of girls get pregnant, and their boyfriends leave or dump them. Just because ones pregnant, doesn't mean they are married or have boyfriend. I once had a customer who purposely got pregnant, so that her lazy boyfriend would dump her, so she could get rid of him. Then she complained when he wouldnt pay child support.
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            • #7
              At five months she may or may not have looked pregnant.

              My last shift before maternity leave this sleazy guy hit on me. And I was huge, I mean cetacean-huge.
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              • #8
                Well...you know...if she's knocked up, the guy knows she puts out.

                Don't hit!

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                • #9
                  There are people out there with a thing for pregnant women. Don't laugh, I've seen the porn out there.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                    Well...you know...if she's knocked up, the guy knows she puts out.

                    Don't hit!
                    And. . . well, not like she can get pregnant by sleeping with him. . . . . .

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Plaidman View Post
                      Come to Portland. I've seen hundreds of girls get pregnant, and their boyfriends leave or dump them. Just because ones pregnant, doesn't mean they are married or have boyfriend. I once had a customer who purposely got pregnant, so that her lazy boyfriend would dump her, so she could get rid of him. Then she complained when he wouldnt pay child support.
                      Ditto for where i went to high school. Besides, even if she's taken, what's wrong with playfully hitting on her? Not aggressively, just letting her know that other people think she's beautiful? Everyone needs a little reminder now and then that they're beautiful.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Juwl View Post
                        There are people out there with a thing for pregnant women. Don't laugh, I've seen the porn out there.



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                        • #13
                          Quoth Juwl View Post
                          There are people out there with a thing for pregnant women. Don't laugh, I've seen the porn out there.
                          I lost count of how many websites are out there that are dedicated to that sort of fetish, which is probably a good thing.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                            Well...you know...if she's knocked up, the guy knows she puts out.

                            Don't hit!
                            You also know she's not going to say it's that time of the month...

                            Doesn't stop him being a moron, but that's the first thing that sprang to mind.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Plaidman View Post
                              Come to Portland. I've seen hundreds of girls get pregnant, and their boyfriends leave or dump them. Just because ones pregnant, doesn't mean they are married or have boyfriend. I once had a customer who purposely got pregnant, so that her lazy boyfriend would dump her, so she could get rid of him. Then she complained when he wouldnt pay child support.
                              This is off topic but, I'm sorry I don't think I read that right. She had a baby to get rid of her lazy boyfriend what happen to saying "We are done!"?. I know its new but idump4u.com only costs $10, what does having a baby cost? I can see getting pregnant to have a baby because you want one, not as excuse to get RID of someone, I mean having a kid pretty much means they gonna be (or at least should) around in some form for the at least the next 18years.

                              Quoth Juwl View Post
                              There are people out there with a thing for pregnant women. Don't laugh, I've seen the porn out there.
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                              I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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