These are the trials of obnoxious guests/laundry customers
Gross Cereal Lady We have three kinds of dry cereals for our guests and never had there been a complaint. This crazy lady walks up to the dispensers and says "These cereals looks nasty." Our manager simply says "Well you don't have to eat it" "Don't worry I won't" She snaps. I'm sorry the cereal isn't to your liking, we have plenty of other stuff to eat. Did she expect us to pull some different cereal out of our asses.
Nine PM Sleepers We had two ladies check in who were offended to learn that all our Suites have sliding glass doors. After refusing to take another room they also wanted to make sure no one was staying in the adjoining room because they go to sleep at 9pm. You are in a hotel ladies if someone wants to the room next door to you, they are gonna get it. We don't care how early you sleep.
The Filthy Filthy Soap We had a lady come into the office to complain that the soap dispensers in the washing machines had soap residue in it. Oh my god you mean your precious laundry soap might get mixed up with some peasants laundry soap. It wasn't so much her complaint, it was more the fact that she demanded we "march over there and clean it now"
Gross Cereal Lady We have three kinds of dry cereals for our guests and never had there been a complaint. This crazy lady walks up to the dispensers and says "These cereals looks nasty." Our manager simply says "Well you don't have to eat it" "Don't worry I won't" She snaps. I'm sorry the cereal isn't to your liking, we have plenty of other stuff to eat. Did she expect us to pull some different cereal out of our asses.
Nine PM Sleepers We had two ladies check in who were offended to learn that all our Suites have sliding glass doors. After refusing to take another room they also wanted to make sure no one was staying in the adjoining room because they go to sleep at 9pm. You are in a hotel ladies if someone wants to the room next door to you, they are gonna get it. We don't care how early you sleep.
The Filthy Filthy Soap We had a lady come into the office to complain that the soap dispensers in the washing machines had soap residue in it. Oh my god you mean your precious laundry soap might get mixed up with some peasants laundry soap. It wasn't so much her complaint, it was more the fact that she demanded we "march over there and clean it now"
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