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  • #1

    Nope.

    A fun one from the other day. I was following my coworker around, helping him do some throwbacks when this occurred. I just thought it was really funny the way it turned out.

    EDIT: Lemme color-code this.

    Coworker (CW) : Hello sir, can I help you?
    Old Man (OM) : Nope.
    CW: Okay, have a good day sir. *Walks away*
    OM: *Follows CW*
    (At the front of the store.)
    OM: Well?
    CW: I'm sorry? Weren't you looking for anything?
    OM: Nope.
    CW: Okay then, have a good day.
    OM: *Gives a strange look, and walks away*

    Later, my managers calls us over to where the old man is.
    Man: "This sir tells me you mistreated him, and demands an apology."
    CW: We asked him twice if he needed any help, but he declined.
    OM: No I didn't!
    CW: I'm sorry, I'm just not sure how I mistreated you. Are you SURE there wasn't anything I could have helped you with?
    OM: NOPE.
    CW: O_O' .... So, what did I do exactly?
    OM: I asked you three times for something and you just walked away! That's so rude!!
    CW: Oh, so what were you asking me for exactly?
    OM: Nope!
    CW: ... What?
    OM: NOPE. Nope Nope NOPE.
    CW: What?!
    OM: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
    CW: OH. You must be asking for ROPE. I'm sorry, that was my fault. I misheard you. It's in aisle 892. Will there be anything else I can help you with today sir?
    OM: Nope.
    Last edited by ShadowTiger; 06-02-2010, 01:40 AM.
    SC: "Are you new or something?"
    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."
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    I...Oh...GODS IT BURNS!!!!!!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      .....what?
      "Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds..."

      Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

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      • #4
        Oh wow. That could've been avoided too if that guy actually used more than one word. If he used a sentence, your CW would've been able to figure out right then that he was misunderstanding the man.

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        • #5
          He was just looking to get you in trouble.
          Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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          • #6
            Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
            It's in aisle 892.
            How big is your complex? Aisle 892? Crap, I think my massive (according to customer comments) store only goes up to 21...
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              [Ronnie Barker]

              Four Candles!

              [/Ronnie Barker]

              Sorry, it seemed to remind me of that sketch, for some unknown reason!

              C.

              ETA: Youtube linky to sketch here

              And that's why I thought of it. Make sure you know what is being asked for. It does help.
              Last edited by Chrismor; 03-16-2010, 03:06 PM. Reason: Add youtube linky
              Nothing in this world will ever be truly idiot-proof as long as they keep making more effective idiots... -EricKei

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              • #8
                Wait, who's on first?
                "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                • #9
                  hmm, and here i thought people like that are usually culled...wait, dammit, it's the opposite.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                    hmm, and here i thought people like that are usually culled...wait, dammit, it's the opposite.
                    Please tell me that was just a sick joke...

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                    • #11
                      Just goes to show, if you give someone enough nope, they'll hang themselves.
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        At least he did it again for the manager! Would have been sucky if he was suddenly as clear as day with the manager.
                        The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                        • #13
                          Nope=Smurf

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                          • #14
                            Oy.

                            How do ppl like this not get creamed by a bus?
                            "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                            - H. Beam Piper

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                            • #15
                              Because they have cars. Instead of hurting themselves, they run over everyone else.
                              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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