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  • The Myster of the Chocolate Bomber

    For the past 2-weeks we've had a mystery on our hands.

    Sometimes people spill stuff, we find it, and call houskeeping to clean it up. Usually we can tell what it is, like soda, cheese, ketchup, etc.

    Lately we've been finding...chocolate.

    The first time it looked like a trail of mud, but it was pretty solid, and we PRAYED it was not poop. Nope, as we sprayed cleaner on it we saw...peanuts. Somehow, there was a mystery trail of melted chocolate dribbled for a dozen feet on the floor. Then a big splatter of it in a side hallway.

    Later that day houskeeping finds a SPLASH of melted chocolate on the windows by an entrance.

    Over the next couple weeks we keep finding trails of melted chocolate, piles of melted chocolate (that always look suspiciously like poop at first glance), and more chocolate smudged on our windows.

    Today I found a melted lump of chocolate on the shelf of one of our payphones. It looked suspiciously like a melted chocolate turtle with peanuts and caramel. Later I found a small chocolate trail; again with peanuts. Then housekeeping found an infamous chocolate splash on the windows again.

    It's ALWAYS at the same end of the mall, and not anywhere NEAR where you could buy anything even remotely resembling what we find! We are at a loss as to who is doing this, how or why!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    Ick, I am sorry. D: I can empathize. I've lately undergone the same mystery with rotting apple cores. We've been finding them everywhere. But they're always green apples. I dare not investigate their nature any closer.
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    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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    • #3
      The spirit of the Easter Bunny is haunting you! *scary noises*

      Yes, the Undead Rabbit has returned to seek his chocolatey revenge and terrify all with melted bittersweet deliciousness placed in strategically unlikely places.

      MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *thunder/lightening*
      "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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      • #4
        Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
        The spirit of the Easter Bunny is haunting you! *scary noises*

        Yes, the Undead Rabbit has returned to seek his chocolatey revenge and terrify all with melted bittersweet deliciousness placed in strategically unlikely places.

        MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *thunder/lightening*
        I'll be sure to check the floor in my back stock room in the morning to make sure there's no trail of chocolaty poop . . . I seem to have a small gray/white bunny residing on a shelf who didn't want to go home with any kiddies.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          And just because there's peanuts in it doesn't mean it's NOT poop.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Sheldon-If it was poop, they'd probably be able to smell it. Whoo!
            Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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            • #7
              *over radio* Hansel has killed the witch! Repeat, Hansel has killed the witch! Release the gingerbread man! *static*
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                ...small gray/white bunny...
                Bun-Bun? Be sure to keep him supplied with Baywatch tapes or we're all dead.

                He's already taken out Santa, Easter, Halloween & Punxasutawney!!!!
                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                • #9
                  I'd be suspicious that they're leading up to something, like switching to real poop once you've gotten used to it being something less obnoxious.
                  Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth ralerin View Post
                    Sheldon-If it was poop, they'd probably be able to smell it. Whoo!
                    I know. I was being feces-tous.
                    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                    • #11
                      Maybe a chocopoo escaped from the bird cage?
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • #12
                        Some people got waaaayy too much time on their hands.

                        What a waste of perfectly good chocolate!
                        I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                          I know. I was being feces-tous.
                          What a stinker!

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                            What a stinker!

                            ^-.-^
                            You're the turd person to tell me that today.
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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