TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!! (cookies for refrence)
I'm not sure if she was a customer or not. She came in wanting a private place to change her outfit. Manager gave her directions to the public restroom.
SC: It's locked.
M: There's someone in there.
SC: Well where else am I going to go? I have an interview in 10 minutes.
M: I'm sorry
SC: Well, what do you want me to do? Change right here?
She then storms out the door. "G**D***it!"
I feel guilty for this one
I was at my favorite restaraunt I eat at that's on the way from the bank to my work. I only get to come here after depositing a check. I placed an order and they screwed it up with the wrong type of meat. They remake the order and comp my drink.
As I was eating, I realized I had enough cash that I could buy the mistake burrito and save it for during work. I go up to the register and I ask her if I could buy that other burrito since I didn't want them to lose money by throwing it out. She hands me the burrito and wishes me a nice day. Again I tell her that I wanted to pay for the burrito. Again my request is denied. I tried. A less honest person could use this to his advantage by mistakenly having the order screwed up and taking home that free burrito.
Godwin's Law and CC Fraud
This one's a doozie. When I clicked the "New Topic" button, I thought this was all wrapped up. Then I got a phone call that changed everything.
I made a reservation that was under Bitch's name, but Cunt would be staying there. I explain to Bitch that she would need to pe present if this is the CC I'd be using.
A little bit later, Cunt comes in and hands me Bitch's CC and Cunt's ID. I apologize to Cunt and tell her the names on the CC and ID have to match. Cunt then hands me Bitch's ID.
Me: I'm sorry, but that won't work either. Bitch needs to be here.
C: But the names match. I feel like I'm dealing with the Gestapo.
A few minutes later, Bitch checks in and I verify the picture the person in front of me Match. I hand her back her CC and ID.
This is where I would have ended the story. We all would have had a few laughs at how absurd Cunt was being, and Sheddon would have something witty to say. I would have pointed out how funny it is that her room happens to be next door to some guests who speak German.
Then I get the call. Cunt was on the other line screaming at me accusing me of not handing Bitch back her CC and ID and accusing me of having kept it for myself. THIS IS ID THEFT YADDA YADDA!!! I keep explaining to her that I handed back her ID and CC and I could contact a mngr who has access to the security video. (I said this in attempt to call their bluff)
We do have the video and I'm thankful for that. I was just hoping mentioning it would have been enough of a deterrant.
There will likely be updates on this one.
I'm not sure if she was a customer or not. She came in wanting a private place to change her outfit. Manager gave her directions to the public restroom.
SC: It's locked.
M: There's someone in there.
SC: Well where else am I going to go? I have an interview in 10 minutes.
M: I'm sorry
SC: Well, what do you want me to do? Change right here?
She then storms out the door. "G**D***it!"
I feel guilty for this one
I was at my favorite restaraunt I eat at that's on the way from the bank to my work. I only get to come here after depositing a check. I placed an order and they screwed it up with the wrong type of meat. They remake the order and comp my drink.
As I was eating, I realized I had enough cash that I could buy the mistake burrito and save it for during work. I go up to the register and I ask her if I could buy that other burrito since I didn't want them to lose money by throwing it out. She hands me the burrito and wishes me a nice day. Again I tell her that I wanted to pay for the burrito. Again my request is denied. I tried. A less honest person could use this to his advantage by mistakenly having the order screwed up and taking home that free burrito.
Godwin's Law and CC Fraud
This one's a doozie. When I clicked the "New Topic" button, I thought this was all wrapped up. Then I got a phone call that changed everything.
I made a reservation that was under Bitch's name, but Cunt would be staying there. I explain to Bitch that she would need to pe present if this is the CC I'd be using.
A little bit later, Cunt comes in and hands me Bitch's CC and Cunt's ID. I apologize to Cunt and tell her the names on the CC and ID have to match. Cunt then hands me Bitch's ID.
Me: I'm sorry, but that won't work either. Bitch needs to be here.
C: But the names match. I feel like I'm dealing with the Gestapo.
A few minutes later, Bitch checks in and I verify the picture the person in front of me Match. I hand her back her CC and ID.
This is where I would have ended the story. We all would have had a few laughs at how absurd Cunt was being, and Sheddon would have something witty to say. I would have pointed out how funny it is that her room happens to be next door to some guests who speak German.
Then I get the call. Cunt was on the other line screaming at me accusing me of not handing Bitch back her CC and ID and accusing me of having kept it for myself. THIS IS ID THEFT YADDA YADDA!!! I keep explaining to her that I handed back her ID and CC and I could contact a mngr who has access to the security video. (I said this in attempt to call their bluff)
We do have the video and I'm thankful for that. I was just hoping mentioning it would have been enough of a deterrant.
There will likely be updates on this one.
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