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  • #1

    I want to PUNCH you

    It's been a fairly slow week up until now.....the other night I was straightening up my aisles when two guys - one carrying a chair mat - came up the main aisle in my general direction.

    SC1: Do you want to wait? We can always get that later if we really need it.

    SC2: Yeah, but where do I put this? *hefts up mat*

    SC1: Oh, here is fine *takes the mat and sticks it just inside the end of the next aisle, which of course is nowhere NEAR where the chair mats go*

    I poked my head around the corner.

    SC1: Oh, hi. I'm not with him *points to SC2, then resumes his conversation with him and they walk off together*.

    You. fucking. ASSHOLE.

    I just wanted to slug the guy for that. Chair mats are big, heavy, awkward to carry, and are a pain in the ass to get back on their spinner rack. So thanks for that.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.
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  • #2
    Why didn't you call after him, "Excuse me, do you mind putting that where it goes, please? Those things are awkward to carry! You must be a lot stronger than me to have hefted it this far!"
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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    • #3
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      Why didn't you call after him, "Excuse me, do you mind putting that where it goes, please? Those things are awkward to carry! You must be a lot stronger than me to have hefted it this far!"
      Or an alternative could have been:

      "HEY DICKHEAD! Put that back where you found it or I'll rip out your spleen and drop IT 5 ailes over!"
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        "Either you put that chair mat back where it belongs, or the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt."
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Most chair mats are covered with spikes on the back... Roll him up in it, and then roll combined package to back of store...
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            "Either you put that chair mat back where it belongs, or the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt."
            Please return the chair mat back to where you found it. Otherwise I will have to reach in and rip out the greasy, oily rag you call a soul and use it to wipe my ass.
            I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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            • #7
              Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
              I will have to reach in and rip out the greasy, oily rag you call a soul and use it to wipe my ass.
              This? Brilliant! May I borrow it? I have someone in mind . . .

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